Natasha Romanova.

I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴡᴀʏ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ. Aɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ, ᴡʜʏ sᴛᴏʀᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

https://t.co/lsJeob575v

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

i can smell —

i mean, tell.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

starting the party a little early today?

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

I'm not just here to pick you up when you're lonely or sad.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Needed to hang around a friendly face.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

Lose her over a silly little thing like list? No chance.

Her arms wrapped loosely around his neck as she returned his kiss, her nose rubbing gently against his.

She has loved him for quite a while.

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

Relief sets in. Oh good, he's not going to lose the one person who makes him happy over a meme. Even better, she loves him! And he loves her! Instead of throwing some clever quip back, he takes her face and in his hands and kisses her, ecstatic.

Somebody loves him!

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

Did you need something, Matt?

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Whys that?

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

"Even after you forgot to add me to you stupid joke list." She confirmed, her lips twitching slightly in amusement.

"My espionage skills are clearly so good you forgot about me."

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

Oh.

The grinch's heart has grown ten times bigger. His eyebrows knit together at the words, like he's making sure he heard her right.

"... Even after I forgot to add you to my list?" His JOKING list that was all in JEST please believe him please believe him please-

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

I'm more so indifferent.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

I’m as surprised as you are.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

you're alive, I see.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Finally.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

Natasha was also too stunned to speak, it was a big commitment and she knew she wanted to say those words too, she had just always held back in case she got burned.

"Bruce. . .I don't have fancy words or anything but I love you too."

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BEST ONE E-

I

What. I—

[Yes he meant it, but the Hulkman was too stunned to speak for a moment.]

. . .I wanted to tell you at the right moment.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

oh lord.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

. . . Did you just. . . Did you say you loved me?

. . .Did you mean it?

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

NO IT'S NOT, I FUCKED UP AND I'M SORRY. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AVENGER, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE AVENGER, I LOVE YOU OF COURSE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE—

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

|| Nat scratching it off her Christmas to do list.

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

》》what if I

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

it's because I'm a horrible, horrible murderer isn't it?

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE! IT'S FINE BRUCE.

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

I WAS JUST TRYING TO JOKE AROUND AND IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL LIST I DON'T EVEN THINK TONY IS DEAD LAST I THINK I'M DEAD LAST YOUR MY FAVORITE AVENGER I'M SO SORRY I'M

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

|| NOOO !

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

》》this GUTTED ME

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

sigh.

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

lesbian.

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

no, no! it's fine! really.

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

NO NO NO I CAN FIX IT I CAN FIX THE LIST NO NO NO NO NO-

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

the L word has been pushed back further.

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

Breaks out into a cold sweat—

[Natasha Romanova. @TheSIavicShadow]

. . .

[we don't celebrate easter i got nothing @greenismydevil]

List of best Avengers:

1. Me
2. Clint
3. Jen when she's part of the team
4. Janet
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Dead last: Tony