Sai

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

3.5 years. 67 goals and assists. PL winner.

We will never forget you our sleep deprived demon @LTrossard

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Alemania dejó de dar miedo cuando los nombres de sus seleccionados ya no parecían sacados de los juicios de Nuremberg

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

hand martinelli a water nigga @neymarjr

[mushi 🇧🇷 team tragedy 💧 @dungeonmushi]

No Brasil a gente vai até a praia, no Japão a praia vai até você.

[The Medieval Scholar @MedievalScholar]

Who are you rooting for in the Habsburg-Bowl @EduardHabsburg

[𝐒𝐕𝐕𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃 @SVVVAYED]

The best attitude towards AI is treating it like a dumbass to bounce ideas off, which nevertheless helps you think of the correct answer. Much like how House treats his team

[CD Ciudad De Zamora @CdCiudadDZamora]

Los suplentes de Marruecos cuando entren al vestuario de Haití y se den cuenta de que no hay nada que se puedan llevar

[Raimundo Lira @rliraihnen]

Se me había olvidado el dato de que el 38 Suecia pasó automáticamente a octavos porque los naz*s anexaron Austria 3 meses antes

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Pausa de hidratación, 1974

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Yannik🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 @YannikSVW]

Meine Nachbarn jubeln hab gedacht Tor, aber es war die Sane Auswechselung

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Football Twitter was already the greatest section of the internet but this translate feature has made it one of the mankind’s greatest discoveries 😭

[kenan⚜️🇵🇸 @1kkenan1]

Türken wenn man fussball spielen muss anstatt touristen mit eis zu verarschen

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Please take a moment to appreciate Spanish Twitter

[fetti aus stommeln @snuslover69]

eriksen mit herzinfarkt vs. sane bei 7:1 sieg

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets