wizard brian griffin

pine nuts on top. very jiggy.

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

roughly tonguing the mid portion of the shaft since 2010

[‘ @MFKAOZ]

You see an enemy when you should be seeing a teammate

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

thank. 6-3.

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

It’s so funny that the get the Nine Inch Nails to play at the Roadhouse

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

Love this movie so much. Somehow it makes me nostalgic for something I never really experienced lol.

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

it's crazy to me how critically slept-on Everybody Wants Some!! is. A Hawksian hangout picture, college baseball as Bazinian duration; like Bonello, the unit is the whole. Rick Linklater is one of the only directors who still knows how to block a scene. real ass cinéma

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

@Maddy_Matinee Assuming the chicken’s gender goes crazy

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

Qyburn is so cool lol

[scoob @MostCrucified]

i dont like how every cersei chapter she brings qyburn in the room and is like hows the mountain doing and qyburn is like "great your grace, making it nightmarish and horrible just like you said, also i need 2-3 women nobody will miss!" with no context

[Nathan Ackerman @NathanAckerman_]

Perfect games, MLB history: 24

Four-homer games, MLB history: 19

Scoreless innings streaks at least as long as Cristopher Sánchez's, MLB history: 5

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen somebody get a standing ovation for allowing a run.

Cristopher Sanchez smiles as his streak ends. What a moment for the lefty. He’s in baseball history forever.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

BACKROOMS (2026)
dir. Kane Parsons

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

Love to eat a sandwich & get one bite that is all meatball, another that is all vegetables, & a third that it just an entire slice of cheese

[❤️‍🩹 Carlos Clavijo Cositas Buenas @carlosclavijo22]

El mejor contenido que he visto hoy: bocadillo de albóndigas en Nápoles.

He encontrado otro vídeo de Stanley Tucci haciéndose un bocata, pero lo subiré mañana porque hay que dosificar lo bueno.

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

People who underrate AFFC simply do not appreciate a quality farce

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

Underrated bit in AFFC is the Sand Snakes just dogging the absolute shit out of Doran until he finally just imprisons them lol

[wizard brian griffin @inevitablegumbo]

Cersei contemplating recruiting swords from Dorne to counter the Tyrell's in King's Landing, totally unaware that the Dornish hate her, & like, three chapters after a Dornish knight cuts her daughter's face off

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

when someone mentions the sword of damocles

[Nancy Spumoni @bushido_thot]

The Mets play in a crypt dedicated to the memory of a team that left town 70 years ago

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Most consecutive scoreless outings of 7+ innings, since at least 1900:

1988 Orel Hershiser: 6
1968 Don Drysdale: 6
2026 Cristopher Sánchez: 5 *active
2007 Brandon Webb: 5
1968 Bob Gibson: 5
1904 Doc White: 5

[MLB @MLB]

Cristopher Sánchez finishes off a scoreless MONTH 😳

He joins Orel Hershiser (Sept. 1988) as the only two pitchers to go an entire calendar month without allowing a run since 1913 (min. 30 IP)!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 HISTORY FOR SANCHIE 🚨

Cristopher Sánchez now holds the Phillies franchise record for consecutive scoreless innings at 41.2!

@Toyota x #RingTheBell

[kayla @transkayla]

one of my big not urbanist opinions is the sports complex is good bc stadiums are bad neighbors and transit access is still decent. plus they can take down and rebuilt as much as they want without breaking the urban fabric around them