i am evil. my soul is rotten and impure. i am unclean, i am tainted, the dirt beneath my nails knows no god. my boobs are pretty good though so that’s nice
now imagine him meeting sirius at one of these social events. he expected to have some small talk with james' friends and leave after a few hours but then there's sirius and remus does NOT know how to talk to a handsome guy. his first question probably is "hi are you into guys?+