Mel Brooks is 100 years old today! Many people think that Mel is my father. He isn’t. But what he is is one of the great comic minds of the last 100 years. Happy birthday Mel, from your fake son.
Yes, I know the secret source to clothes that work for 99% of men, regardless of their age, personality, body type, lifestyle, and regional climate. These clothes are super cheap but extraordinarily well made and can be had with a click of a link. But I won't tell you bc I'm mean
Thinking about my friend in middle school who got in big trouble when his parents found out he had jumping freight trains like a hobo to get home from school because he didn't like the school bus
not necessarily saying a president needs to know how to manage algae, but if the manager of a Super 8 fucked up the swimming pool so badly they had to call in the National Guard, my response would not be "hell yeah let's let this guy take a crack at brokering peace with Iran"