EmoDopeBoy

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Albums 2025 let's fucking go:

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@asukahomo @HashemiteKing She was literally in The Drama this year.

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@pepsidogonline It's meant to convey "pay attention in English class when school reconvenes in September"

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@carlos_p77 @MollyOShah Get a summer job.

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@TDilTester @ProgPro Get a job.

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@wreckette @oops_all_nutt Obsession was considerably more profitable and seems to have made way more of a splash with the zeitgeist. It takes all sorts of selective gymnastics to arrive at the takeaway you have.

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@apat10 Gonna need to see the David Wain bonfires before I take a pan of this seriously.

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Me at Jimmy Eat World crowd killing the casuals who just wanted to enjoy "The Middle":

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Me watching the Jackass guys chug a bottle of medical grade laxative and then play a game of naked Twister

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@johnvvariety You're doing this purely for the love of the game and not because of Halsey by way of Taylor Swift? Carry on

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@johnvvariety You have more character than your garden variety stan zealot. I'll give you that.

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@johnvvariety You're giving yourself a nosebleed naming *companies* to avoid dealing with the irrefutable truth that Anthony Fantano is a critic whose name you know. You haven't contributed a single piece of data to counter this. Bandcamp isn't a person.

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@johnvvariety Bandcamp isn't a critical entity. You might be legitimately brain damaged.

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@johnvvariety "Huge company" is not a critic. You, of course, know this, because you're a very smart person. Right?

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@StrungShort @consequence Seriously. That's top 3 easily.

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@JoshP202021 @isalexisreel @theneedledrop Bro stfu you're gonna be late to the Blues Traveler gig

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@bummedfucked 22 year olds who can't take a bowel movement without the help of ChatGPT are like "He's a Youtuber...he's not a legitimate critic".

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@SailorSammy93 @MrDusty19 @MysterEGemini No, they just obsess about them for days on end while claiming they're irrelevant.

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@SailorSammy93 @MysterEGemini @MrDusty19 Yet you still haven't.

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@EstrogenChic @gltronthefIoor She has no coherent point. All these stans do is spit up barely decipherable nonsense and include a parting jab about the other person's intelligence to mask the airless drivel that they've struggled to type.