Optimized Chaos | Boys and Business

Stay-at-home dad of 3 | Homeschooling | High-volume eBay seller | Using AI to optimize everything

[Optimized Chaos | Boys and Business @infinitysprout]

I’m a stay-at-home dad of three boys.
I homeschool, run high-volume eBay stores, and use AI to keep everything from falling apart.
This account is about the real version of that — the systems, the chaos, the trade-offs, and what’s actually working.
Follow if you’re trying to build something while raising kids.

[Optimized Chaos | Boys and Business @infinitysprout]

@legalZA0 @BlueSkyAmb @realDonaldTrump Thank you for showing me that. Great point.

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@JackPosobiec Voiced by Meryl Streep? Save us.

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@Jason2576921213 @BowTiedBull Reselling. Garage sales. Thrift stores.

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@LinusEkenstam @preppytrader Cope

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Yes, exactly. It's funny that you keep saying "stupid". You don't want to help, you just want to feel smarter and better than other people. Hence why you put PhD in your name as well. It's all about you wanting to be recognized. Your ego has been fed! Carry on your path of self destruction.

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@peter_ackerson @eduleadership He sells software to public schools. What do you think his real motivation is. It's not students.

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@eduleadership You are selling software to the school industrial complex. You are financially motivated to make this comment.

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@nickshirleyy @PlanetOfMemes Ohio. Please.

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@AngelaLMorabito Your career is more important than your children. It's ok to say it.

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@Codie_Sanchez The only truly genuine time to say someone's name like this is when you are leaving. "Hey John, it was nice to meet you." All the rest of the times makes you sound like a sleaze. Just true.

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@theshowandme Run

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@BernieSanders Shut up already, my goodness. What a useless life you have led. Saying the same thing for 150 years living off the taxes of hard working Americans.

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Take a look at your header, it is you giving a speech, talking with your hands, demonstrative. You see yourself as someone to give information not get. Basically you are speaker not a listener. You think you are the model for other people not that you have anything to learn from them (though I am sure you read enough books to feign interest in others opinions so you appear as a good leader.) But this tweet is "I am going to pretend to have an internal hangup about other people's choices, but I know my choices are superior and everyone else is lazy and doing it wrong." Almost everyone saw through your false quandry.

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@1963Canuck This is so cute! You are a clever young girl.

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@clairevo @OpenAI @vercel Sucha great idea! Thank you for the inspiration. Just started 2nd grade and kindergarten for two of mine and it's only 2 days but they are definitely motivated!

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@Cernovich I enjoy sports commentary, but many are very left leaning and they don't realize that all their moralizing and lecturing on making the world a better place loses all value when "Brought to you by Fanduel." The blindspot is as entertaining as it is scary.

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@The_RomaArmy My wife complimenting me on how calm and quickly I handle medical emergencies for the family and how I handle disciplining my kids.

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Getting my gallbladder removed, in pre-op and the surgeon stops by and asks if I am ready. I said yes and the ask " Are you ready!?!?" And he just turns and looks at me and says "I was born ready." Which made me just lay my head back and not worry about a thing. (Diya Alaedeeb, Cleveland Clinic). I was in an out in like 2 hours, a really easy experience considering it was surgery. Relieved chronic pain from the previous 15 years.

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@FatherofAsh @GeorgeRoush Interesting point. I just imagine they would need parking on opposite sides like the Angola in New York I90, otherwise a ton of screwups going the wrong way!

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@Cernovich Yes, and there would be so many more if people knew the protection they are providing.