Mike Hammond (he/him)

Hello? Is this thing on?

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@JacksonEflin @TwinkTheory @AngryHamhock You mean to go watch a movie, not to murder someone in the hopes that there might be a cute eyewitness, right?

...Right?

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@jacobpking Nothing beside remains.

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@JacksonEflin @TylerAlbertario We can always hope!

[LiorLefineder @lefineder]

"The monk joined the monastery and spent the next ten years working his way up the ranks, until finally he was put in charge of the relics."

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@bookingcom I'm trying to book a place on your website and it's not working, just greys out the reserve button but doesn't go to the next step. Tried different browsers and different properties, no luck. Can you fix this so I can give you money? 🙂

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@MCMComicCon I wish you did an afterparty like in London! 🙏

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@StenaLineUKIE Fantastic, thanks! That might *just* be enough to time to catch my bus! 🤞

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@StenaLineUKIE Can you give me your best guess of how long it'll take for a foot passenger to disembark and collect luggage on arrival in Belfast early Thursday AM? I appreciate it'd only be an estimate! Just wondering if I'll have a chance being in time for a bus. Thanks :-)

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@merseyrail Hi, can you tell me what time the train from Birkenhead Hamilton Square to Lime Street becomes off-peak? I have an off-peak return and I'll be returning early morning 22/04/25 after my ferry docks. Thanks!

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@EastMidRailway Great, thanks for all your help! 💜

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@EastMidRailway Hi, I have a SHF to BKQ off-peak return ticket, and I'll be returning early morning on 22/04/25 - can you tell me what times of trains the off-peak return journey is valid for? Thanks

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@EastMidRailway Oh cool, that's earlier than I thought. Will off-peak also cover the services after 0748 as well?
And what about trains from Birkenhead Hamilton Square to Liverpool Lime Street, what time do they become off-peak?
Thanks 🙂

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@EastMidRailway Yes, my Sheffield to Liverpool journey is midafternoon so no prob, but I'm returning early morning so wondering how long I'll need to sit in the pub until my tickets become valid.

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@StenaLineUKIE That's great, thanks!

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@StenaLineUKIE Hiya, do you have any guidelines for what size of suitcase I can check in as a foot passenger on the Stena Edda line? I'll need to buy a new suitcase anyway so I thought I'd best check in with you first. Thanks! 😊

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@basedbinkie but when pippi runs away he can't ketchup with her

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@JacksonEflin The overall most iconic Old Who is Pyramids of Mars (4th Doctor)

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@flickums5 @SheffieldLyceum @djwilliamsact Overdramatic Reaction Girl has totally stolen the show

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@JacksonEflin (the & is the seventh letter)

[Mike Hammond (he/him) @inflatablefish]

@JacksonEflin I prefer to believe "We've got the same name, why pay the engraver for seven extra letters?" "The only extra letters we like are our final demand letters!" "Dohohohoho!"