presidential candidate, jake

youtube star, famous, billionare

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

[school cafeteria]
le crush..: jake?? are you eating gravel??

me: well uh- I-

the invisible GRAVEL MAN!? behind me: *cocks gun*

me (tearing up)): I- .. i just.. think eating gravel ROCKS!!! *painfully swallows yet ANOTHER spoonful*

#relationships

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

merry christmas john lennon

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

if i was president i'd put all the bad guys in jail and only use a few tax dollars on fancy clothes and luxury cars for myself #activism [?]

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

@slimchickens no sandwich today, slim chickens. only rage.

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

we need to get more people talking about this:

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

how has no one thought of this yet!? haha, these guys are doin wonders #slimthusiast

[Slim Chickens @slimchickens]

i'm a simple person. i see a chicken tender, and i buy it.

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

we need to get uncle grandpa back on the air

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

@slimchickens can't go wrong with the classic meal, slim chickens!

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

*plucks a hair off my infant son* “she loves me”
*plucks another hair* “she loves me not”

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

the court orders say I'm not longer allowed within 50 feet of ice cream no more

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

the future should look like PIZZA! #pizzalover #pizzatwt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The future should look like the future

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

don't worry you guys im back

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

@darkofan1999 @Visigoethe @wowzawowzaw @TantaCat @maebutreal @OodFish @reactionboyguy @zbellpepper @PackOfMints34 @GeordieGreep @squiddo1143 @mellihiraeth @jakepaul @cheepstick this is the one alright

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

@cheepstick what's wrong cheep

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

my dream blunt rotation gotta be me and like 7 manatees

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

thank you for 2 followers

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

smoking on that shit that killed michael jackson

[LIYAH 🩷 @thtgirlliyah__]

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

this dog has no idea what is happening

[big willis @jakeserver]

i believe his name is 'mark'... he wants to be 'twitter famous', do yo thang! RT!

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

@CarlJones448 maaan shut yo bitch ass up, carl

[presidential candidate, jake @influencerjake]

carson got buff?? daaaaaaayyuuummmm..... aight he can come back ig.. 😳😚😚