Informa_ke

📊 Humanitarian Data Analyst | Power BI | SQL | Python 🌍
Turning data into actionable insights for impact. Passionate about M&E and data visualization.

[Informa_ke @informa_ke2]

Following me won’t raise taxes, won’t increase fuel prices, and definitely won’t need a task force to review! 😂🇰🇪 Let’s fix my follower count the way we wish they’d fix the economy. Make it quick! Hit that follow button!
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[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

Morty: Capitalism gives everyone a chance to get rich if they just work hard enough.

Rick: Oh my god, Morty! Capitalism doesn't work if everyone wins. It needs poverty to function. Someone has to take the low-paying jobs so the profits keep flowing upward. If everyone had real financial security, no one would take those positions and the system would collapse.

Morty: But Rick, that's just how the market works. Some people earn more because they provide more value.

Rick: Tell that to the kid assembling your iPhone overseas for pennies while some CEO makes millions off it. Capitalism doesn't reward work, it rewards ownership. You don't climb the ladder by working hard, you climb it by owning the ladder. The workers collectively produce infinitely more value than some shareholder living in the Bahamas.

Morty: Okay, but isn't it about freedom People can still move up if they make good choices. Look at people who came from nothing and became successful, like entrepreneurs or celebrities.

Rick: Those are exceptions, idiot. That's why they're on TV. For every one person who makes it out, millions stay stuck because they never had the same luck, connections, or safety nets. The system needs those stories so people believe it's fair.

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@dansilly_ke Ostrich

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@djeduhmaks Kamba men for you. They worse at workplace.

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Her: Kwako kuna stima?
Me: Zae
(ten years later):

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

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@tqjiri Bedsitter gani ya 3500...buana watu si wajingaa

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@Ariwodo_ "Trust my photographic memory..."

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@Mesi_claire Yet I cook better than most women😂😂

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@Entr_dawood 😂😂😂

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@Mastardcesh A hyena can't be tamed. No matter the training bana. Itakula yeye ikicheka nugu😂

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@Simon_Ingari They will hire their clueless relative anyway

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@jumaf3 What do you advice her should do?

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@_fels1 @Broadbasedgal You so detached from reality. Wetangula can't even convince anyone to vote him in his own constituency.

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@kafangi What in the Frank Gallagher is this...

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@polo_kimanii He can just tell his girl to shut up and take it...

[Eric @amerix]

1 bag of cement is Ksh 1,000.

Ni mbaya!

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@bungomaduke Hii ilikua ya wizi apo chwele.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A fat woman cheating on you will definitely hurt. Because already you were dating her under humanitarian grounds. Unaonea mtu huruma lakini bado anakusunda msogoro kwa matanye. Women are sufurias!🌚

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@sholard_mancity This is a lie. You can't even sit your end of semester exams without fee clearance...

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@Weeleey6 I stopped when Clay got shot...did he die