InfoSecJackass

Slamming our dicks in surface pros so you don't have to!

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

I'm Steve-O and this is pwn||ballpunch

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

NO COLLUSION! FAKE NEWS!

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Who needs Elon Musk?? We all need him. Get fucking real! Doesn't matter what you think of him. Just be glad his mind is still functioning in this world.

This is not an endoresement. He personally bores me. But I am thankful he is among us.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@IanColdwater We duct taped steve-o to a chair and force fed them to him on the strip for tips.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@jensensec We submitted a pull request to webkit to fix the Internet. They ignored us.
https://t.co/uriHnxFU4s

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

I'm steve-o and this is raging over #balcon getting cancelled at #defcon

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

I'm steve-o and this trick is pulling off a traditional African* wedding on the same floor as #defcon parties in the flamingo.

*We don't know where they are from or we would be more specific #notracist

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

We are planning on bringing our skateboards this year to #defcon. @DEFCONescalator grinding.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@mkolsek @stefant @ryanaraine @4Dgifts @virusbtn I'm steve-o and this is scrubbing my IP balkans on the perimeter.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@keepersecurity WAT @dangoodin001 no retweet?

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

Hi @KeeperSecurity from {your country}

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@iHeartMalware @SteveD3 We normally use #stegodickpics.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@ericlaw We're holding the rest to buy some custom skateboards and fund Steve-O's retirement. Also drugs. Lots of drugs.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@johand199 @gsuberland @troyhunt We were performing immigrant background checks for DJT.

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

Nice try @NativAssaf but we're better at solving security

U: https://t.co/NEk8aCPNwC

US: https://t.co/uriHnxFU4s

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

Got 1/3 right. Better luck next time kiddo. https://t.co/kwdXM4yh4E

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

This trick is called "takes one to know one". https://t.co/DGzsxVj734

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

@ObzerpantOne @BHutsell1 @marciusherman @AndyWarholla Never compete with a coffee company. Everyone in them is perpetually wired. Imagine 100,000 tweakers all focused on you.

[0DΛY @0daySimpson]

Recently saw a post about modifying only 11 bytes of a binary to bypass AV. Lets push that up to 40bytes #AmericanVandal style
Invoke-DickBasedObfuscation
1/2

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

Jokes on them, we loaded it up with tulip bulbs last night after drinking w/ @thegrugq and @daveaitel
#bitcoin #winklevoss https://t.co/LT3wwBsDy7

[Tutor @cryptotutor]

Somewhere here in the Netherlands thieves have stolen a Bitcoin ATM, thinking that it was 'loaded with bitcoins'🤦‍♂️
https://t.co/Fb5t6ta2fg

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

I'm Steve-O and this is attending @Blockchain_expo asking attendees "HOW MANY BITCOINS DO YOU HAVE?" w/ @robertgraham #presspass #BLOCKCHAIN

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

@Stepto @mubix THE BEST KIND!

[InfoSecJackass @InfoSec_Jackass]

I'm steve-o and this is @WiFiPineapple colonoscopy. It hurts so good.