InfoTechLifer

Stuck in IT for life, I figured I might as well help everyone out with all the infosec news you'd ever want.

[InfoTechLifer @infotechlifer]

@MalwareJake I was bitten by a German Shepherd when I was 7, on my thigh, and I shook it off.
That guy shot the dog within a few seconds, big tough guy with a gun. The dog was right to attack him, look at his actions, he was obviously aggressive. He should be in jail.

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@PierrePoilievre Define a “powerful paycheque”. It won’t be more money, but it will lift 50 kgs?

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@PierrePoilievre He was arrested? Sounds like everything worked correctly. Where is the failure part?

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@KpsZSU AIM-120C’s? Hopefully not As or Bs.

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@PierrePoilievre Do you even live in Canada? You know groceries aren’t taxed, right?

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@theMagaMartian @PierrePoilievre Worry about your own country doofus.

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@krassenstein I needed to collect some Trump supporter tears, so I came here.

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@krassenstein “Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite.”

— Joseph de Maistre

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@PierrePoilievre Any time a career politician is on a horse raising his hat to a crowd, you can be guaranteed there will be bullshit.

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@kangaroos991 Like, as his cellmate?

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@caitoz Hey, remember that time you said Russia wasn’t going to invade Ukraine and western media was all garbage? I do.

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@atensnut I’m a survivor and you’re full of shit. I was a child, and the only thing I wish for sexual predators is death…I sure as fuck would never vote for one, and I could never seek to make a dime off of it. It makes me sick to just think of it. How much money have you made?

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@AmyLynnStL Children…definitely children.

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@DonaldTNews Looks like illegal immigrant Eurotrash to me.

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@Bubblebathgirl @JoeBiden OK bubblebathgirl, ok. Nothing dodgy about this account at all.

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@PierrePoilievre Yes, FOREIGN streaming platforms will have to pay a tax. That doesn’t sound like anyone is taxing me, and if that cost is passed on to me it’ll add what? Ten cents to my Netflix bill? Who cares.

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@Steve_Beans @TaraBull808 Imagine not understanding urbanization and population density. It’s like they never finished high scho…oh yeah, nevermind.

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@ranjit_bhutani @readthepeak 1. Not respectful
2. Why are you here?

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@kylenabecker @marcorubio Please list the exact show trials you are referring to. Explain the characteristics that define “Stalinism-grade”. Please also post your Masters thesis.

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@BelvyBenjamin @PierrePoilievre Every right-wing Christian is now also a “political analyst”. Of course I’m sure you have some sort of actual credentials to back this up, like a political science degree, etc…right? No? Didn’t think so.