jive miguel

he's ⬆️

[jive miguel @infrombogota]

@macsicg this is edible wirhout milk. just eat the cereal and then drink water to wash it down

[turbomander @turbomander]

remember like 6 years ago when we had that dracula problem

[bear @bearbubb]

IT COMES OUT TOMORROW??????????

[mori bunda @xmparo]

cuando haces un detox de cigarrillo por unos días y te prendes el primer cigarro

[jive miguel @infrombogota]

aja on a good set of planars 😘🥰❤️

[jive miguel @infrombogota]

@stelytarkus so fucking cool

[𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 ♱ ˚⋆ ⁺ . @decomposedmoth]

the fact that we don’t have the ability to sleep on command seems like such an evolutionary oversight

[Deuce Tatum Bookclub @greaserburger]

I would share a beer with:
- Homer S
- Roger The Alien
- Jon Arbuckle

I would not share a beer with:
- Kai Cenat
- Chet Holmgren
- Adolf Hitler

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Reaching out to someone who never texts first

[Mavis @lizziedossss]

You are not special for disliking Grand Theft Auto 6

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.

[julian @mosquitotheater]

sweet son or kind daughter

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

dude

[Django Gold @django]

Subway’s mistake was not leaning into the Fogle thing - “where pedophiles eat,” etc. - total missed opportunity

[Grey's Garage @slactime]

We got Aja by Steely Dan before GTA 6

[de @killaSZNdennis]

GTA 6 in 8 days believe in yourself nigga

[jive miguel @infrombogota]

@ToddRoberts1993 wishing you nothing but the best right now man ❤️ keeping u in my thoughts

[Rosa Parks Expert @RosaParksExpert]

Sam Altman - Has gay sex orgies and drinks baby blood and no one cares

Peter Thiel - Has a sex dungeon with young male children in his basement no one cares

Jensen Huang - Likes pussy and gets ousted from his company for it

It's all so twisted