Doral Dave

Corn fed white boy

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Met Sara 4 months ago and ive been living in sunshine rainbow cotton candy land ever since

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

I love being in love and i love my lil sweet pea

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Sure why the hell not, nothing means anything anymore

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

I am actually the fucking goat

[Brendon The Employable @TheStatsRobot]

I'm still thinking about the "Men who drive with both hands gives me the ick." The vast majority of women seem to want a conservative coded hyper masculine guy who is actually woke and read theory, but not so much that he won't be the one to always pay for dinner.

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

if you spent any time in Chicago prior to like 2024 it's extremely funny that people are trying to retcon the Sox into the more authentic vaguely leftist baseball team

[Three (Four) Games to Love ⚾️⚽️🎾🏏 @3GamesToLove]

@himbopresident Excuse me but what the fuck are you talking about

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Dont ever be named dan. Cause dan rhymes with man and men jerkoff...and he was a jerkoff

[Cashius Green @CashiusGreen]

I love how TJ Maxx sells everything Riff Raff raps about. i’m finna buy this Bentley air fryer

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Bankrolls on the table
Watching local cable

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Moment of silence for the chairman of the board

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

[kyoko @WigglesItAtYou]

dont need to imagine #IWasThere

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Hometown, Illinois

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Literally where else in the world but chicago can you go to a bar and get a beer on a Thursday?

[Van Jackson @RealVanJackson]

@kenklippenstein They can’t hurt you now—no matter what happens, you’ve been immortalized. Your spirit belongs to the culture

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if democrats defended the working class like they defend israel trump wouldn’t be president

[Herky’s Burner 🐤 @herkysburner]

Completely non-political but Jesus we gotta have some awareness

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Little league umpires belong in gulags

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Little League umpire rings up the batter then ejects his coach

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

Every day

[deektoberfest @deektome]

hilarious that you’re 35 and still haven’t learned an ultimate attack

[Doral Dave @inhersportscar]

No breakup comes anywhere close to losing old country buffet

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down