John Hyne

I tell jokes and stuff

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@senatemajldr Moscow Mitch continues his proud tradition of being a completely and utterly despicable human being

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@DianaWintah

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Weatherman 3 days ago: The storm is nothing to worry about, it probably won't even hit us.

Weatherman today: OH MY GOD! THE HURRICANE IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

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Mike Bloomberg is what it would look like if overdraft fees were a person

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@element115 Also, since you claim the dictionary isn't a valid source for a legal definition, here's the definition from Black's Legal Dictionary. https://t.co/QaA0LSY5pt

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@element115 There has never been a government in history that worked only through majority rule. You're ignoring the actual definition of the term to suit your made up argument. America is a Repulic, a Republic is a form of democracy. Therefore America is a democracy

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@element115 Sounds like a Republic fits the definition to me

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@element115 That's not what a democracy is. Before you spout off more nonsense take a second and look up the actual definition of the word. A Republic is a form of democracy- saying America isn't a democracy it's republic is like saying your pet isn't a dog it's a poodle.

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@dog_rates This is my dog, who is also named Indy

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@element115 More murders happen where more people live. What a shocking revelation

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I'm going to go play with my new time machine. See you guys before!

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If you vote for me in 2020 I will secure reparations for all mermaids

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Today is the Summer Solstice- don't forget to leave milk and cookies or a virgin sacrifice out for Ra

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Is it just a coincidence that every guy who writes posts or blogs about reasons why they would never get married is a guy no woman would ever want to marry?

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To my dog: "No boy- that's people food. You shouldn't eat that shit."

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CBD oil is just gluten free weed

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@Florida4Pete glad to find this group. I would like to be involved in Mayor Pete's campaign in Fl. I have campaign experience, recently worked on campaign Keith James for WPB mayor as a field organizer/canvassing manager. Please get in touch so I can help

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Last scene of Game of Thrones:
A dragon flying-the camera zooms to a small turtle on the dragons back looking down.The camera closes in on the turtle's face and he says in a menacing voice
"I am Yurtle the Turtle, and I am ruler of ALL that I see." Cut to black, credits roll.

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Me: Video games have really matured now a days. The developed into a sophisticated story telling medium.

Non-gamer: Oh ya? What's going on in this one?

Me: I'm a ninja with a grappling hook for an arm