⌥ agentic~human

🇲🇽 Digital albañil. Trip-hop. NuPhy keys. Café con leche at -20°C. Open source maintainer

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

#CMS are dead.

I've been thinking for a while that dynamic CMS pages were deprecated a long time ago. We spent several hours as developers trying to make every website piece dynamic, naively thinking the end user would actually use all of it.

[Hassan @nutlope]

I'm never reading IKEA instructions again

[Christian Van Der Henst✨ @cvander]

Nos quejamos que Instagram nos espiaba por el micrófono para ponernos publi. Pero era la tele, esto lo hizo Samsung calladitos.

[Evan You @evanyou]

Intermittent fasting is cool but have you tried intermittent agent use abstinence

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

LOL me acuerdo cuando me tocó ser presidente de casilla y me hicé una nota en pseudocódigo para acordarme del proceso

[carlos @carlosnavamat]

me alegra informarles que, después de vivir mi propia Odisea con Apple por un mes...

YA ESTÁ DISPONIBLE GYM WIGAS EN LA APPSTORE.

[Christian Roman @chroman]

Jamás he visto código generado por IA peor que algunas de las barbaridades que he encontrado en década y media como desarrollador.

Quizá los humanos nunca fuimos tan buenos programando como creíamos.

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

When the bicycle is a convenient tool to get around, a little rain doesn't stop you because you're not made of sugar.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Gabriel Iglesias was on Ozempic for about five months. His description is the most honest one I’ve heard.

It worked almost too well. He’d look at food and feel nothing, not disgust, just “I’m good.”

The weight came off. But he watched his shoulders disappear with it. A strong guy, losing the strength he was proud of. Add the constant nausea, and he quit.

The moment he stopped, 20 pounds came back almost immediately.

And here’s the twist: years earlier, he says Ozempic offered him a million-dollar deal to be the face of the brand. He turned it down.

That’s the part nobody puts in the commercial. The drug turns off your hunger. It doesn’t protect your muscle, and it doesn’t fix whatever was driving the eating in the first place.

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

2026

Agent first development > Mobile first development

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

* la teoria

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

O como diría @danieloso la ley de la herradura

[Neet @neet_sol]

the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work

[Neet @neet_sol]

the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work

[trash @trashh_dev]

hacktoberfest is crazy this year

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

@RZEROSTERNx2 @PPmerino

[⌥ agentic~human @init_sh]

Vean el lado bueno la contraloría de CDMX está usando PHP 8.0

De verdad @PPmerino échale un ojo, todos los sitios de la secretaría de finanzas de CDMX también corren en PHP, pagos de tenencia, predial etc...

#php2shell

[danieloso @danieloso]

Las SmarTV son el diablo.

[Ba-k 🐮 @Ba_k]

Caldo de queso?

[D.Woods / Darkskinned Pimp C @deeconnectdots]

Me: Paying off all my credit cards

Credit Bureaus:

[Manu Arora @mannupaaji]

Since developers aren’t coding anymore, their new job is to rotate secrets every single fucking day