Regina Phalange

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

i wish there’d been a camera on my face when i watched this for the first time.. just utter disbelief but delight at what my eyes were seeing

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

my birthday is in july please plan accordingly

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

“look at the state of ya!” changed LIVES

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Today I amazed my family by being able to name all 50 states, sing take me home country roads by heart & recite almost every line of the friends thanksgiving reruns. My dad looked me in the eye & said “think of what you could’ve become if you used your brain for something useful”

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Well. There goes my Spotify Wrapped this year.

[K @843KT]

just failed a Phishing test at work cause the email was offering a uber eats coupon

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

The person in charge of the nyt connections game this week is being so UNSERIOUS

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Turned the game off and now I’m watching school of rock and am happy

[RAW Josh @rawkandrolling]

She just won Halloween 🙌

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Rhyming compound words?? Fuck off.

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

@Guido_Conz Feel this so hard

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

A girl literally just ate SHIT walking down the aisle on the plane and then came over and sat next to me…. like get away! I don’t wanna be associated with you - that was so embarrassing for both of us now

[Sean Collins-Smith @SeanTwoNames]

Y’all wanna see a dead body

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Congratulations to whoever designed this welcome mat on Etsy for perfectly capturing how eerily labradoodles eyes look like humans

[pj @pjayevans]

Quentin Tarantino is the perfect name for that freak

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

and where was HE during barbie castings

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Just went to buy something from an Etsy shop in the UK and it was going to cost $80 for shipping….. EIGHTY! No wonder we wanted to get away from those freaks happy belated 4th of July

[Regina Phalange @Initialspellrar]

Uh oh - it’s officially July 5th! Not sure why there are still fireworks going off! Someone must be confused!