The Ink Abyss

Cartoonist.

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@LaurenHolliday_ They are awesome, aren't they? What's also awesome is giving me the refund you promised. I've sent you my bank details, and PayPal say your account isn't blocked. Please stop ignoring my requests and pay me my 400 dollars back! It's been four months! Christian.

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@LaurenHolliday_ According to Paypal, your account is unblocked. Please give me the 400 dollars back. And please stop ignoring my requests for a refund. Thanks, Christian.

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@savvystories Or, in the case of "The Hunger Games", several movies based on roughly one third of a book each.

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Me before reading: zero ideas. Me after reading: a billion ideas (or, at least, more than zero).

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Nice podcast with @JeffGoins on a portfolio life. Turns out doing three things at once makes sense after all. http://t.co/yYoJrAQtNY

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@axv7136 True that.

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New #OmegaMen is a thing of dark beauty. When I grow up, I want to draw heads exploding as well as #BarnabyBagenda

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Best clickbait headline: "Would you buy a car that's programmed to kill you?" Yes. Yes, I would. A fine product. Great for the school run.

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Mountains. Nature. Freedom. Yogurt.
http://t.co/yQp8SA1pEU

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An eternal, universal, intergalactic question: what do you and your other half have in common? http://t.co/bEbsPNdpHD

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After seeing #ThatSugarFilm, I A) quit sugar and B) made this.
http://t.co/sovAERRVCH
@ThatSugarFilm, @damongameau

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Creepy, pretty picture by Gottfried Franz. Guy's got a future (So we're clear: that was a joke, albeit a lame one). https://t.co/eU5aI6bbAS

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RT @Bifanoland: Happy Friday! Now here's a rad Gottfried Franz illustration: http://t.co/Awk3aVVbw6

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Quantum mechanics based gag about everyone's favorite thought experiment. Um. Despite that description, it's funny. https://t.co/J2CFuF0pIv

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A poster that pinpoints what YOU can do NOW in order to rise to THE CHALLENGE! http://t.co/oFPctwYW2T
#motivation http://t.co/ItUkCsc8YK

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Even aliens are people. Apart from the antlers. http://t.co/iMRcU6kZGV
#kepler452
#aliens
#cartoons

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http://t.co/GzleJPrT7U
#danbilzerian
Cartoon about a man's ultimate purpose in life.

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As a service to humanity, I designed a skatepark for gentlemen of a certain age. #skateboard http://t.co/uUpCn24dWL

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Self-Help With Swearing (So Don't Click If You Don't Like Swearing).
http://t.co/ofND8rgxqd

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@RealTimMcBain Perhaps try sending home made cake next time you ask. Or a nice poem about the head of the CIA. A personal touch might help.

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Guy sends me a comment. I thank him. Then, slowly, realize he thinks I'm crap. That's an art: trolling while appearing to be nice.