TheInkedEngineer

Staff iOS Engineer | Speaker | Comedian

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

Imagine being this retarded as a human trash

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@hotttradingcard scammy ass sent me 5 of the same @sauceylover101 card.
Worst 100$ I even spent and never will again

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

Having to pay 40% import tax on 5 @sauceylover101 trading cards is insane. Hopefully I got me one of them numbered cards tho

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job.

@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse

[Jeff @_Jeffery0]

Piers Morgan Puts Nick Fuentes on the Spot Over the Holocaust — His Answer Takes an Unexpected Turn

Piers Morgan: How many Jewish people do you think died in the Holocaust?

Nick Fuentes: Maybe seven million. Six or seven million?

Piers Morgan: So you concede that six million Jews died?

Nick Fuentes: Possibly more. I’m open to believing the official narrative, but I don’t agree with imprisoning people for questioning it.

Piers Morgan: The evidence shows that at least six million Jews were murdered. Do you concede that number?

Nick Fuentes: I said it could be higher.

Piers Morgan: Should Holocaust denial laws be overturned?

Nick Fuentes: I don’t agree with them. People shouldn’t be imprisoned for speech.

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

If anyone touches my Mac’s screen with their finger I punch them

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

We brought Touch to the Mac!

From the all-new iPad mini to the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac... and now MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch, creators have new tools to do their best work yet.

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@HerbsandDirt We pay cleaning fees for your lazy ass to pay someone to clean wtf is wrong with you?

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

Look at this bitch.

[forbiddenmerch @forbiddenmerch]

Pastor Steven Anderson goes into depth about the "evidence" we have about the holocaust. He breaks down the numbers and asks the questions that need to be asked.

“Let’s do the math”

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@WeLovePokemon Bitch ass nigga

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@EricWilzon Ya’ll clowns I swear. What the fuck does that even mean? Who the fuck is traumatized by the word fuck?
Yall dumbasses

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@imCBV E mo sono cazzi..

[Adam Rackis @AdamRackis]

Kelly in DHH's benchmarks

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

Sorry for alling him a clown. He a full on dumbass.

[DHH @dhh]

It's possible for tech layoffs to be both individually tragic and collectively bullish. Whether they're triggered by efficiencies or otherwise, they free up talent to tackle the next set of problems and opportunities. This is how the frontier keeps moving forward!

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

This guy a clown

[DHH @dhh]

@crertel I didn't do anything. I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches.

[Dmitrii @dmitriid]

Same guy btw.

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

@abdulafandii @Pingulhx My guy stfu, you’re embarrassing us.

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

It was descending at 6.000.000 meters per second

[Dali @Dalicar]

"The numbers make no sense to me. If the aircraft had descended so rapidly, it would have disintegrated completely"

[Eric dunn @Ericdun19416783]

This plane fell from 34,000 ft to 17,000 feet in just 2 minutes, yet passengers are walking in a straight line unhinged
No oxygen masks were deployed during this time

Science innit

[TheInkedEngineer @inkedengineer]

I was about to pay 180 CHF for a Japanese 30th booster bundle. That’s 400%+ markup.

Only reason I did not is they were charging 7 CHF for shipping. Like, my guy, are we for real?