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my opinions have nothing to do with my job

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[out of order @innazee]

@shagbark_hick As a rust belter I eat and ate it all the time. 😂 Especially on new years!

[out of order @innazee]

I love giant eagle fried chicken. Like...last meal type love

[j @joyci_schecter]

We’re in a literacy crisis you would’ve gotten those words from a “The Clique” book at 9

[Chris cote @ChrisCote24]

Props to the designer of this room. You can take a shower or use the toilet while watching the game. I salute you 🫡🫡👊👊
#birdland

[out of order @innazee]

This makes me want to check myself into western psych

[Dion @2024dion]

Visited an iconic building this afternoon

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

If you think you’re cold, they just sent two bicycle cops to go yell at someone causing a ruckus outside a downtown 7/11.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

librarians and DMV workers unfairly painted as moody when it’s clear the most unfriendly, unhelpful and not infrequently demonic profession is CVS PHARMACIST

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

how it feels to ask someone what they're doing for new year's eve

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

imagine sipping a cappuccino in a 1940s ford assembly plant cup

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

South Side Flats
Pittsburgh, PA

[out of order @innazee]

I'm done fighting I'm gonna go spread sunshine and happiness. Eat my rainbow dust crabbies

[out of order @innazee]

Get your "my husband doesn't let me" self AWAY from me

[out of order @innazee]

I feel like people who constantly post about being unbothered are in fact very much bothered.

[out of order @innazee]

They roasted us for 4 weeks, time for the refrigerator.

[out of order @innazee]

Pays the car note*
Ah perfect, time to take the bus to work 😃

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Carrick. Brownsville Road. Caller said that it appears someone stole the quarter machine out of the laundry room in an apartment building.