Inner Bitter

How do you know I don’t have a story about being low-budget?

[Page Six @PageSix]

Cardi B was paid way more than Offset in dueling NYE performances https://t.co/FxfEnB8xDq

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Let me be clear: NO MORE U.S. funding for Netanyahu’s illegal, immoral, brutal, and grossly disproportionate war against the Palestinian people. Congress must reject any effort to pass $10 billion of unconditional military aid for the right-wing Netanyahu government.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@jpbrammer I’m so sorry

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@rhopstan I love a grifting, aspirational cast. Luann getting sued for swapping houses like purses? Mia being the “CEO” of a single franchised storefront & getting evicted from her penthouse? Better than shopping in Dubai any day.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

Between this and a column on CDs that was apparently written for children, NYT is really not shining in the Financial Reporting space so far this year.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

Reader, I cackled

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

Bethenny Bashers may be as unhinged as Tre Huggers. If you don’t like her, ignore her!

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@SMEIsTheBest @Amberfromvt I should have said, *during the divorce, I know he didn’t walk away with it. But he’s a nut, I’m sure about that.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@Amberfromvt @SMEIsTheBest He is PSYCHO and it was all documented in Bethenny Ever After. The Bravo Docket also covered how he put the apartment *she* paid for in a trust *he* controlled (per documents notarized by *his mother*), which is part of how he got it in the divorce.

[Suhail Nassar @NassarSuhail]

We totally forgot how it tastes, it’s been 84 days without any fruits except oranges, and today I found this treasure. Alhamdulellah.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

Murray Hill looking dapper at 0:47! ❤️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i love this year-in-review from the Instagram account ladiesofmadisonave (a very fun IG follow). should we all be this glamourous in 2024

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

A THRILL to be blocked by hacks ☺️

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@HousewivesRants https://t.co/ReKGLiLVG6

The woman on the right was a madam who is pictured with several celebs at events. Lisa isn’t named in the article, @BingeingBravo is just making shit up over a 14 year old photo.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@HousewivesRants https://t.co/ReKGLiLVG6

The woman on the right was a madam who is pictured with several celebs at events. Lisa isn’t named in the article, @BingeingBravo is just making shit up over a 14 year old photo.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

@CarribGoddess @jiggyjayy2 And it was the same actor w/ and w/o a wig playing both twins

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

Even an LSD-addled Don Draper understood this (The Crash, S6)

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

In the wee small hours of the internet, before The Kids will remember, there was a debate about ad blocking software on blogs/blog-like sites. Bloggers argued if you wanted their content, you had to suffer thru the ads, which were *very* obnoxious (animated, garish, distracting)

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

The other scammy ad that’s stalking me across “X” is this one for apple cider vinegar gummies, which I’ve seen *nine times* today, as of 10:30 AM.

[Inner Bitter @innerbitter]

“You agreed to be irritated in exchange for content” was never actually the idea; like oysters, irritated consumers will find a way to block the irritant, and irritating ads aren’t effective. It’s not a sustainable business model.