Steve I

Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

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@luisjgomez This place in Barcelona was fantastic. https://t.co/E5opssd9OK

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@luisjgomez got tix for Story Warz next week. Fucking stoked. Who is going to be on the show?

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@ryansickler I'll be there playa! Front row too!

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@JoeListComedy We will be there.

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@JoeListComedy 🤣

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@PaulYarns @hulu_support It’s the worst. It happened to me last year too with Hulu.

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@fuzzlime Foy-your

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@JoshAdamMeyers So bad it seemed that I had to be missing something, and therefore I have to assume it was good and I'm an idiot.

[Nutley (Has A 10/10 Wife) @peespantsdaily]

Why the fuck is it called the restroom I am fighting for my life in here

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@Hauz20 @KinjaDeals Yep - now it's $249. Earlier when they first posted it was still higher.

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@JoealdenMcMahon 💯 (old man here, am I using this right?)

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@bertkreischer @TheRock Bobby Boucher

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@jonronson The author talked it about it on Rogan. Good episode from a year or two back.

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@drewmagary I call 'em query-farts

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I gave the lead singer of 80s hair metal band Firehouse directions to the porta-johns while I was backstage at an outdoor music festival in 2008. He said "Thanks man!"

[Dave Matter @Dave_Matter]

Gave Jon Hamm directions to a Columbia UPS where he could ship his golf clubs back to LA

@mcm78 was mad I didn't "accidentally" give him our home address instead

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@tallstace @scottawilsons I showed this to my son with threats of what I would do if he got out of line. He cried.

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@cullenthecomic 👏👏

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@drewmagary I used to have a Don't Tread On Me tattoo straight from a Metallica jean jacket back patch. The "T" wore off and it said Don't Read On Me.