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what’s up, you cool baby? • she/her

[corb @awshuqs]

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

my dream is to say something amazing and everyone smiles

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

UPDATE THE POWERPOINT

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Guys, let’s bring back the tradition of introducing our single friends to our other single friends

[patrick @muldowney]

If you would have told me it would only take one video of McCarthy tearing up while sounding exactly like all my uncles to be completely bought in

I woulda said “Yeah that sounds about right”

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

trans joy is an act of resistance

[QHRIST “LEMONDRAG” ALMIGHTY 🧡🍋 @qhristalmighty]

2026 is about HONORING THE HAG. WE ARE LIFTING UP THE HAG AND CELEBRATING THE INVISIBLE AND OFTEN UNCOMPENSATED LABOR OF THE HAG. 2026 IS THE YEAR OF THE HAG. WATCH THIS SPACE.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

do u guys love me because im beautiful or because im funny

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

why now? why this sperm?

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

best taylor swift song this year is how bad do u want me

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

i go to work, i make my coworkers wonder what is wrong with me, and then i clock out

[lane @lezance]

i always felt so bad for her. this looks irreversible and painful.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" ok well I just knew.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Just won a big hot dog eating contest. I only managed to finish two, but all the judges agreed I ate them beautifully. No hesitation, clearly relishing each moment of the process, but without making a hint of mess. They said they'd never seen such affection for the food.