Kimm Flynn

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@NoaMagid The problem in Michigan is our kids are being dumbed down by the schools and ignorantly voting based on the indoctrination they’re receiving. Gen X was the last generation with any common sense here. I didn’t vote for him. I know better and remember 9/11.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@RedEagleUpdates Just another reason to leave Michigan. F’n idiots.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@DKCasino I’ve been sitting on this grand ball for a month. Just can’t hit it!! 😭😭😭

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@DKCasino

[Nick’s Right Podcast @nicksrightpod]

Breaking news out of Michigan! Did he just say that?!

#breakingnews #news #foxnews #michigan #senate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:

1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.

2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.

3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.

This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.

All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@FanDuelCasino

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Listen to every word

“I voted. I was standing in that voting booth thinking about high gas prices, expensive groceries, housing costs and the financial pressure on working families. Then my mind went to France, to Dearborn, Michigan and I realized this election is about far more than gas and groceries.

It's about our future, radical Islam, national security, illegal immigration, our borders, education, parental rights, sex and gender policies, and the values our children inherit.

I couldn't see myself voting for a party that hates America, apologizes for our country, is ashamed of our flag, and wants to rewrite our history and abandon our values.

So I voted red, not because Republicans get everything right, always do right by everyday Americans, or are free from corruption, but because I believe we can only fix this country if we still have a country left to fix”

I could not have said it better myself. Voting Blue is literally voting to end America and for the eventual Islamic takeover of America. Voting Democrat means being wiped out by illegals, having our elections permanently rigged, our culture replaced and never having a way out

Everyone needs to vote Red like your life depends on it because it does

[Joe Oltmann @Joeoltmann]

One county clerk in Michigan did the one thing the Secretary of State's office apparently could not be bothered to do… he took the people who answered their jury summons by saying they are not citizens and checked them against the voter rolls. Macomb County Clerk Anthony Forlini says in the third quarter of this year alone 236 people self reported as noncitizens, nine of them were registered to vote and one had a voting history, and the county's own list from 2025 and the first half of 2026 already had 40 more, five of them with a voting history.

And when he handed it to Lansing? Here is what he told the Daily Signal… "I have turned the information over to the Secretary of State's office. They just threw their hands up and said it's a county matter."

A county matter. The department that keeps the driver's license file these jury summonses come from, and runs the statewide voter file, says it's somebody else's problem. Back in January when Forlini first flagged 14 noncitizens registered to vote, Jocelyn Benson called him "reckless," and then her own office's review confirmed four of them were in fact noncitizens. Four. So the reckless guy was right, and the woman calling names is now the Democrat candidate for governor asking you to promote her.

And think about where these numbers come from. One county, roughly 20,000 jury summonses over two years, in a county of almost 900,000 people. Forlini says most clerks don't have the resources to do this and he would surmise the problem is bigger in Oakland and Wayne. Who is checking Wayne? Who is checking Oakland? This is weeks before Mike Rogers and Abdul El-Sayed fight over a Senate seat that could decide control of the chamber, Dana Nessel's own office charged five noncitizens in August for voting in 2024, federal prosecutors have charged a Chinese national and a Russian national for voting in Michigan, and yet the official line is still that it's rare and you should calm down.

How many is enough? Nine? Forty? Is one illegal vote canceling out yours acceptable to you because the people in charge say the number is small? I know exactly what it feels like to be called reckless for asking these questions, and I can tell you the people doing the name calling never come back and apologize when they turn out to be wrong. The system does not check itself, and when somebody finally does check, the people at the top shrug and call it a county matter.

Here is the reality. If your kid's school found nine strangers on the pickup list you would not call it a rounding error… you would lock it down and you would want to know who put them there.

Jocelyn Benson, you run the voter file. Cross check every county the way Macomb did, publish the numbers before November 3, and stop calling the people who find the problem reckless.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@AlenSael Yes

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@connorcrd Why do people fall for this garbage? No one is handing out money.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@piggy1627 This bot is collecting data. They say DM IS BLOCKED on EVERY POST. Don’t fall for this bullshit. No one is handing out money.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@deancf1 @piggy1627 He says this in EVERY response. He’s collecting data.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@carlos17845410 @JasNicole82 I bet you do.

[Ash 🍊❤️🇺🇸 @Ash_Bash_70]

@itsrosesm No need.

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@JasNicole82 Oink oink 🐷

[Kimm Flynn @innlikeflynn]

@FanDuelCasino Hogs for the win! Hope the bonus isn’t the same as last week but maybe even better. 🙏🏈❤️🐷

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Michigan Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed says he would reverse the largest tax cuts for working Michiganders and put illegal aliens back on taxpayer funded programs if he wins.

That is not a mystery platform. Higher taxes on workers. More free stuff for people who broke into the country.

MICHIGAN DESERVES BETTER.

Working families in Michigan do not need a senator who treats their paycheck like a piggy bank for open-borders politics. Citizens first. Tax relief first. Benefits for Americans who follow the law.

Reject Hasan Piker protege, El-Sayed.

Protect Michigan workers.

CITIZENS FIRST. NOT ILLEGAL ALIENS.