Captain Innplay

Sea Captain who famously killed Moby Dick back ‘92. Only spent 3 years out of 50 on land and one was in prison.

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Thar she blows!

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Stone Island are Isis? Blimey https://t.co/XVszb7B03g

[David Icke @davidicke]

‘Terrorist migration may turn Afghanistan into next ISIS stronghold after defeat in Syria & Iraq’
https://t.co/lg2A4RBG57

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@Bob_Janke She’s great

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@Gavin_McInnes We all came from Africa

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Going on twitter is like being lowered into a mental asylum in a cage.

[Grace 🔎 @reallygraceful]

Consumers holding off on buying smart-home gadgets thanks to security and privacy fears https://t.co/NY7m95S7TP

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

The AMAs are Sunday

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@Bob_Janke And the award for The Most Successfully Suppressed Cure goes to....

[E~ville @E_Ville13]

@ToxicProbably @innplay @ER Yey. *sips coffee *rolls eyes

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@UncleKermit Like Vaughn Bodé

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Social media fills the hole left by not speaking to people face to face because of social media.

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@Bob_Janke Flipper boy? https://t.co/EtGiKmtPcD

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I haven’t slept with my partner in months. We’re both pretty busy cops.

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

The freakout over Uber being banned in London is one huge middle class tantrum about not having the convenience of cheap foreign labor.

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Life hack: if you’re hungry but don’t have enough money, try asking a passer-bye for some money.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Sticking your earbuds up your butt turns your whole body into a speaker

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The gig economy was a lot cooler in the 70’s.

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Where’s the funk in that?

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@davidicke Ctrl-A, Delete

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From ISIS to @IcelandFoods