Inquisitius

21 | long live the human internet

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

@reallyrawn Rule 1: Don’t take advice from people who have a financial interest in selling a specific narrative

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

You guys think you can hack away your student loans 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

Marty Supreme unironically.

[Scot Maupin @scotmaupin]

Are there any movies where MOST of the characters are terrible people?

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

I’m skinny but I’ve easily knocked down 1500+ calories in a single meal without breaking a sweat.

[Jessica @cinamoorolll]

men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Whatever else one might say about him, Obama is objectively the pinnacle of the American dream. He was born to little and strived his way, with the help of extraordinary natural talents, to the very, ultimate peak.

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

For the love of god DO NOT ANIMATE FIRE PUNCH.

[Slug Man @BallisticSnail]

Daqui a duas semanas a Mappa vai soltar um trailer novo de Chainsaw Man, e disseram que iam anunciar um "outro projeto"

Então uma de duas coisas vai acontecer

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

@glunkinator I really have no idea why they would want to split it up.

They have the potential to make one of the greatest seasons of any show ever.

It's not like they need money; they have 2 seasons worth of shit to animate after this.

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

Best Case:
Knicks win 4 games by the skin of their teeth

Worst Case:
It goes to 6 or 7.

Regardless, I will be entertained.

[public_intellectual @publicinte]

🚨ATTENTION🚨

WE ARE AT DEFCON 3

The NEW YORK KNICKS have won BOTH away games

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

@brian_callaci It would be really bad for a fanbase if I had to camp out in line every time I wanted to see my team play.

By that logic you shouldn’t care about a stadium full of season ticket holders. They cared about the team so much to invest the money for a seat license.

[Stewpid Cheese Cat @bihdiswrong]

My mayor MUSLIM
My bagels JEWISH
My Christian DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

@epppyyy Full series remake is crazy. I wouldn’t mind someone redoing the wit parts because they butchered Mikasa but I think more or less the anime is perfect.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

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Brunson better not brick this free throw.

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@annikaeliisabet Every few months someone tweets some variation of “bullying was good, the jocks were actually the most well adjusted people”

The jocks at my school would rape people maybe that’s different in other schools but 🤷‍♂️

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

@annikaeliisabet There are no monoliths but I think this genre of tweet is just a socially acceptable way of saying “nerds are actually losers and should be treated as such.”

All of my nerdy friends were very woke. Chuds exist but overall I’d say my communities were more accepting.

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

I don’t know why people are mad at this. It’s the NBA finals for a team that hasn’t been there in 30 years.

If I was like 50 years old I’d easily drop the money for this.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

REPORTER: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events.

TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.

[brandon* @brndxix]

son 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Inquisitius @inquisitius]

I have very little sympathy for poor old people because most of the time they were just super irresponsible.

Unless you got all your assets wiped by medical bills/some crazy circumstance it’s just on you.

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@MiruyaVI If you haven’t read buddy stories you should.

Adds so much depth to their relationship as well as a lot of the side cast.

I really hope they animate it because everything in buddy stories is so good.

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@LinkofSunshine There is literally no difference in terms of experience between watching a game at a bar/watch party vs going to the game.

Especially if you are in NYC rn.