Johnny Jardim

Life Coach
| Adventurer, Camping, Hiking, Road Trips🔥 | $TSLA & SpaceX | Solar & Roofing Wizard!!
Failure is part of being Successful!!!
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This is Deimos!❤️ my best friend, my most loyal companion, and the biggest source of happiness and joy in my life. This is our story!!!!

Born on August 13th 2022 in a litter of 9. This little bundle of joy came into this world. A German Wirehaired Pointer/Standard Poodle/Alaskan Malamute mix.

Little did i know that soon our paths would cross. . . . . Originally, he was on hold for someone else, but that person ended up taking a different puppy. This happened 4 times to him, 4 times someone said that they wanted him, and 4 times they ended up taking a different pup. On November 20th, 2022, i went to pick him up. When i laid eyes on him, I knew that we were meant to be. I took him in my arms, and instantly, I fell in love with him, I knew then that this was the start of a most beautiful friendship.

I took him home, and we began training and growing together. Every day, we would work on obedience and recall training, and as he got older, the training intensified, expanding into other areas such as walking without a leash, sit, stay, lay down, etc. We didn't stop there. From a young age, I would take him on tough hiking trails where he would develop the skills to climb steep rock cliffs, run down loose gravel declines, and practice leaping over obstacles and fissures. He quickly became strong and confident, taking on challenges i would set for him, and he would never disappoint, even though sometimes he was fearful he would overcome that fear with ease.

He is one of the sweetest, most sincere, kindhearted canines i have ever come across in my life. Not a single ounce of nastiness in him. Intelligent beyond belief. . . . . He has outsmarted me on numerous occasions, forcing me to grow as a person and as a trainer.

I am grateful and lucky to have such a wonderful and kind soul as my companion through this most interesting life.

I have him on a raw food diet, I balance out the portions myself, a mix of rice, vegetables, meat, fish, organs and bones. He is a strong and extremely healthy boy. Everytime we have a checkup at the vet they always compliment me on how healthy he is and how soft and shiny his coat is. 😁

His name was inspired by my love of space and my knowledge of Greek mythology.
Deimos is the smaller of the 2 moons that orbit Mars, and in Greek mythology, Deimos is the god of fear and terror and the son of Ares and Aphrodite.

I want to say thank you to @Jurkowsk1Moon for sparking the inspiration to make this post. The effort you put into your art reminded me of the effort that I have put into and continued to put into training with him every day. 🫶

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@BLKMDL3 Corner spots are the best spots 💯

Wish all parking bays had a Pillar/Wall between them

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@TechOperator He probably still rides a horse and carriage. His phone operates on gas, and when he turns on his TV he first has to startup the gas powered generator🤣🤣🤣

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@Jurkowsk1Moon I was born in the Southern Hemisphere so my Birthday falls during Spring time, Spring happens to be my favorite season.

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@Want2RunAgain @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps I uaed to have this issue about 2 updates ago FSD would stop at the end of my street or drive 1 block up and then attempt to get to my house through the alley🤣

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Dear @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy I DONT live at my neighbors!

The green area is my driveway/garage. If you cant figure maps out then kindly ask @googlemaps for help cause your maps SUCK.

Can't brag about FSD if it doesn't even know where its supposed to park at HOME.

Basics

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@Jones1 I think ill just buy the property next door😁

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@sgtpatel @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps How I imagine it will park with the sign🤣

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@JustMani @Megan_Musk Hahahaha🤣🤣 mine would be a bit more vulgar🤣🤣

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@warrenheld @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps New issue with 14.3.3, before the update it used to back up into my garage.

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@ShawnHydeX @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Thats just the info I found, and it seems up to date as of mid 2026

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@KKossoi @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Hahaha this is brilliant

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@ShawnHydeX @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Tesla uses:

Google Maps: data/APIs for the map appearance, satellite imagery, points of interest (POIs), landmarks, parks, and general presentation

MapBox: Routing, including trip planning, turn-by-turn guidance, traffic-aware routing, and Supercharger calculations.

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@mattbnelson @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Not at all what I meant, my point was all about backing into my driveway and not my neighbors, can't brag about it parking itself at home if it parks at my neighbors place.

Everything else though it does really well and I constantly praise its achievements.

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@mattbnelson @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Tesla uses:

Google Maps: data/APIs for the map appearance, satellite imagery, points of interest (POIs), landmarks, parks, and general presentation

MapBox: Routing, including trip planning, turn-by-turn guidance, traffic-aware routing, and Supercharger calculations.

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@leelong50500186 @160TF @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Nope, makes a right at a traffic light to make a U turn down the road🤣

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@dibromin @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Hahaha yeah annoying for sure, you right though its no biggie. Its does pretty much everything else perfectly fine.

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@jessewisener @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps For sure brother😊

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@robdubparker @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps 💯 its made massive leaps and bounds in its ability. At this point its just little things thats left to get frustrated about.

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@dibromin @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Not so bothered about the streak I ruin that myself when im on a open road with minimal traffic. It's more so that it used to back into my driveway and now it doesn't

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@Sc00b4_St3v3 @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Mine used to back into the driveway and would halfway back into the garage when my ladies Y is in there.

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@MynierMiki @Tesla @elonmusk @aelluswamy @googlemaps Might have to get someone out to check my property line, maybe I get a couple extra feet hahaha