Delaney Jacobson

Peachy keen, jellybean.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Don't get me wrong.
I love so much of your jargon.
"Squad Goals?" Beautiful.
"AF?" Useful intensifier!
I'm just not your dad is all.

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

Kathryn: "IT'S NOT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET"

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

"Leashes are just dog lassos" -Lindsey

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

*lion roars*
Lindsey: "Same"

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

"What's a limburger?" -Lindsey

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

"Minions remind me of ear plugs." -Lindsey

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Guess what the original "Minions" were called? Demons. Nothin new folks.

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

Mortiz's favorite movie is "Searching Nemo"

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

The best part of working at a Mexican restaurant is free tacos

[christo @christobowman]

This breaks my heart. Stay safe, everybody. I'm going to call a distant family member and let them know I love them.

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

How people can hunt animals who's population is declining and feel good about themselves astounds me

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Beautiful clouds on my drive to work today…

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

Janesville, WI ➕

[Delaney Jacobson @insaneydelaney]

@jjacyphil I can't feel the bottom half of my body when I'm with you but I love it