Jesse P.

Made to breakdown

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Do @jakepaul and @LoganPaul actually have a mom and dad or did all the social media apps get together and 3D print a person?

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@YvonneSchalle the only weather I can forcast is whether you’ll say yes to a date and have a fun time...it’s looking bright.

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@realDonaldTrump Hey you orange looney Toon, a more important record: no other sitting president has had 80 million people fire him.

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Outlawing Antifascism is the most fascist thing to do.

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@diplo @diplo a bunch of money just flushed down the toilet

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@jodygthatsme You’re not supposed to look at it.

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@realDonaldTrump I know, Isn’t Canada doing something well.

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@WhitneyCummings But you are for having sex with her

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@marissausage Wish you wore your hearts on your sleeve right now.

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Sometime I wonder if I struggle with alcohol, Then I realize it’s no struggle at all.

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Damn, I’m about to go masturbate outside where I can finally get some privacy.

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FIST BUMP TO DUMP TRUMP

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How tf am I going to catch my dreams when We’re supposed stay 6 feet apart?

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 @JennyJohnsonHi5 that the corona virus should have an mascot called Peter Pandemic

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First I test positive for the Corona Virus, now those poor kitties at the Bronx Zoo?

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Never thought I’d find my spirit animal:

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All these College kids not practicing physical distancing is really irresponsible. Don’t they know it’s their future sugar daddy they are potentially killing?

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The kids asked me and their mom if we started physical distancing too late. We said yes, it should have started at least 9 months before they were born.

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I was self quarantined with a girl i had just started dating and it was great, we got to know each well and it turned out we have a lot of common interests, like we never want to see each other again.

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I think those closest to me would say I’m doing fairly well at social and physical distancing, but when the order to emotionally distance comes down they feel I will really excel.