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@Michael0eeq @historyrock_ Estranged is the unsung hero of those albums.

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@UAPWatchers We are on JPL Solution #55. Showing signs of Lorentz force breaking, order of magnitude jump in A3 today. Check Deep Space Network APIs through Gemini. Force him to pull latest data. We have gone from Solution #49-#55 in 3 days and expect 56 tomorrow... because its not a comet

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@AsteroidEnergy @forallcurious Unless it is Lorentz force breaking currently as it does a Jovian dive to scrub off velocity. It is already showing signs of Lorentz force breaking including the jump to Solution #55 and an order of magnitude jump in A3.

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@CerebralNinjaMD @Daractenus Umm... so you agree old, senile people shouldn't be president?

US Citizens: this meal sucks
You: last night's dinner was terrible too

How does that make this shit palatable?

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@Walter_Whitey11 @histories_arch Its the ionosphere. Its literally in the post.

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@lastpooloflight @forallcurious Its never gone dark in 11 years. It had a glitch a while ago but we always knew where it was.

This is unprecedented and is probably gone.

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@MaRyAm_MuKtAr @forallcurious No. It orbits mars. People have never left earth space.

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@Stellarixorine @forallcurious So NASA must be lying when they say the MAVEN has gone dark and its orbital trajectory appeared of on its final transmission on Dec 6?

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@InterestingNum2 @archeohistories I breathed it first!

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@philhaup @WangHwiner @Greyafc12 It was so loud. Wtf? Lol

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@batsoverkrypton Word. North Jersey?

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@SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile so they make me repeat myself for the billionth time and then recommend me to YouBreakIFix near me and say it will all be covered under warrantee. The guy there laughs when I call and he is like "ring?! We don't do those!!"... the saga continues.

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@SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile I commend you on earning the title of the worst customer service I have ever seen, and I've tried cancelling Comcast in NYC. 6h and 49min? Perhaps because you know your Ring batteries don't work and you don't want to fix them?

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ok, so this is now getting comical. I finally call. First person says 'i'm sorry, my hands are tied." i demand to speak to her supervisor. Her supervisor explains that my device is still under warrantee and that department will fix this. She connects me.

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Day 2: This is fun - i restarted my chat EXACTLY where i left off (as obviously I missed the tech when they joined the chat at 5pm yesterday), and she says to me "Well you are in Kitchen Appliances, I have to transfer you..."
Here we go again! @SamsungMobileUS

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@SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile I would like to point out that you have only moved 1 spot in 40 minutes, which is well below the 15m / call average required to answer my call within the acceptable 7 hour timeframe. Wouldn't want this to take too long! #Samsung #CustomerService #Fail

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@SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile https://t.co/0X4wXWT8JQ

Most likely of old age...