Instant Absolution

Providing mostly cheap and effective salvation and more for those in need of such a thing.

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@200_n2 @BjarneCrypto @SheepLambda @nexta_tv You're a retard!
Germany and the US have been allied since 1955.

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@200_n2 @BjarneCrypto @SheepLambda @nexta_tv You are obviously retarded.
So nobody will spend time educating you.
It's not like we get paid for it.

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@200_n2 @BjarneCrypto @SheepLambda @nexta_tv You do know the Nazis killed LGTB persons.
And that being LGTB is a human right and that Nazis did not believe in human rights.
Very happy you are not my kid!

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@200_n2 @BjarneCrypto @SheepLambda @nexta_tv I'm just happy, you're not my kid.
You're pathetic.

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@200_n2 @BjarneCrypto @SheepLambda @nexta_tv I've read this thread.
You're an embarrassment to the human kind, and you seem to have some weird daddy issue.

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@conureCC I missed sound on this video, so much.

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Due to lack of interest in our divine absolutions and other rarely used services, we are closing the business on November 10 2017

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Instant Absolution now accept #Bitcoin donations. Happy ever afterlife!

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Many atheists seems to have seen the light...

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