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Question: if a guy has an iPhone, with read receipts turned on, but doesn't use emojis--- should I run? #asktwitter

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Confession: I chugged what was left in the bottle of wine from last night before going to work this morning. #cheers

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Face swap has convinced me I should never reproduce. #ThanksSnapchat

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"If you leave out the sexual encounters, most stories aren't that bad." - the wise roomie

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"I can't pay my credit card bill, let alone a stalker."

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When your bartender tells you he just bought a house, and you're questioning all your financial decisions.....

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Being cheap drunk is the best kind of cheap.

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Goal: don't get too drunk at happy hour so I can make it home to take advantage of the @ShopTobi 50% sale.

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10/10 recommend. #LifeAdvice

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Below job shots are cool.
not as cool as real blow jobs.
Still pretty cool tho.
#Haiku

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"My boyfriend doesn't love me. He didn't text me back. Jk my phone is on airplane mode."

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Never trust a Cara with a K because that's too mainstream. #realtalk #betches #whatsinaname #shakespeare #phonetics #hookedonphonics #nope

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"This is not the time to be sad right now. I'm about to spray you with lotion."

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"Come to my grad party. Do you like aristocrat and lamb?"

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The thing I'm most thankful for this Mother's Day is that I am not yet a mother. #AdultingIsHard #howdoitakecareofanotherhuman

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Would it be frowned upon to purchase a dog bed to put under my desk so I can hide from all responsibilities and take a nap? #asktwitter

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RT if you've done this. Like if you're an #InstaSlut and have done this in bed with a boy.

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Go to the library, maybe you'll meet a boy there

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I just gagged on a highlighter