alison

Friendly neighborhood pal

[rachel yara @bugposting]

Im going to make an incredible thirty four year old woman someday.

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[whitney @its_whitney]

nike women’s sports ad narrated by doechii oh my god this is so good

https://t.co/wSo69zNA3l

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the super bowl isn’t about football, it’s about eating chips and dip and bringing up taylor swift

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Jalen Hurts on having an all-female management team: “It’s something that happened organically. I was seeking out the best, and that’s how it happened.. And honestly, it’s an eye that I don’t have that I’m able to lean on in certain situations. That’s something I value heavily.”

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[farah࿔ @lestatbuckley]

this is actually my favourite tiktok of all time

[alison @instantlyalison]

Oh brother this is perfect 😭

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

Guess we know what we’re doing tomorrow night!

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour
📍Buenos Aires, Argentina

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

The tight lipped line delivery of “close my door now” alone makes this Oscar worthy

[Asya @femmecamp]

did you guys hear that opal, the orphaned baby opossum, is starting to meet zoo visitors when she goes out on walks in her new special pouch

[oily @oilyspoily]

"dog goes: gorp!!!" made me laugh for 10 minutes straight last night, thought you guys might like this

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Barbie is the first movie I’ve seen that explicitly tells women it’s ok to just be a mom for a career

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had to be ruthless with my choices, and I left behind some songs I am still unfailingly proud of now. Therefore, you have 6 From The Vault tracks! I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and the memories it brought back filled me with nostalgia and appreciation. For life, for you, for the fact that I get to reclaim my work. Thank you a million times, for the memories that break our fall. 💥🐉🏰 Speak Now (MY VERSION!) is out now.

https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY

📷: Beth Garrabrant