Dave Maurischat

Songwriter, Guitarist, Producer, team player, musical Swiss Army knife

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@DirkSchwenk Spoutible is growing rapidly and is enjoyably sane

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@abefisher @Mike_Batt Winner

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@mariana057 manual

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@CNN @kaitlancollins Y'all need to cancel this ridiculousness and stop kissing this perv's a**.

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@tedcruz Worthless and weak

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Why does his supposedly muscular left leg have a pants hem?

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

The National Rifle Association, leading advocate for mentally ill people shooting schoolchildren, sent me a fundraising letter that claims to be an "official notice to named addressee" about "gun confiscation." Fact: There's no gun confiscation. Fact: The NRA is evil.

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@EricIdle Actually - someone literally made it up

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: Judge Kaplan has denied trump’s motion to delay the E Jean Carroll trial by one month to allow a “cooling off” after the media attention from his indictment. The judge says trump is the CAUSE of the media circus. Trial begins April 25. https://t.co/4D4vh0VYh8

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@DineshDSouza Actually, you can. The actions were extremely different. To say they are the same just makes you look and sound like a complete fool.

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@DanWilsonMusic American Pie? I think Sir Paul has a couple Silly Love Songs, perhaps Uncle Albert (Admiral Halsey)

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

It’s morally insane that a week after a mass shooting took six lives in our community, House Republicans only response is to expel us for standing with our constituents to call for gun control.

What’s happening in Tennessee is a clear danger to democracy all across this nation.

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@katieporteroc @Intuit Appreciate all the great work by @katieporteroc , but our tax code and filing process has been stupidly complicated by corporate favors looooooong before @Intuit existed.

[Katrina Green MD, FAAEM (she/her) @KGreenMD]

Happening in Nashville at the Capitol right now. Student led protest. Thank you @AMarch4OurLives for organizing. Crowd looks as big if not bigger than Thursday’s rally. Keep on fighting!!!

#EndGunViolenceNow #GunReformNow

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Stop viewing #TrumpIndictment
as "the 1st US president to ever be indicted"
& start viewing it merely as "Trump's 1st indictment."

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@ItsMeHenning This in one of the all time great start to finish albums 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Things that did _not_ kill kids today:

- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’

What did:

-an AR-f––ing-15

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@MichaelWarbur17 If you don’t cry, your dead

[Dave Maurischat @instantminstrel]

@ItsMeHenning I was agreeing in principle, and then I thought of Achilles Last Stand opening Presence which is awesome