Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm

Mom of 4, sewing and variety streamer, walking wreck.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

9yo just smooshed foam soap into my hair and licked it.
the cackle as he runs away is concernedly villain level.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

@ebeinke I think that stopped being a thing when a lot of employers stopped calling to tell you you didn't get the job.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

I gave the kids spaghetti with meatballs, all covered in cheese.
a meatball flew off the fork, when somebody sneezed.
it hit the cat.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

This is my mother's fault. @NinePointFive_ @JunieVonEsch said you need to see it.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

5yo: "Mommy we got a big problem! the rdigosaurus ate my house!"
me: Where are your pants?"
5: they were in the house!

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

"What did you just shoot out your nose at me?!?"
to the five year old, laughing so hard he fell over.
it was a Lego, by the way.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Apparently coming to terms with the fact that nudity is not a free pass on life is a traumatic experience.
For both of us.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

*thunk THUD" from other room.
11yo: oh no, be careful!
me: PLEASE stop trying to die.
11yo:We're not trying, we're failing!

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

I'm sorry guys, I'm not streaming tonight, the neighbors are having an emergency and i'm not ok with the lights and noise live streamed.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

@MsAshRocks because I ended stream due to emergency/medication/kid screaming or i'm just to worn/drained to adequately type the commands.

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

@ThatViolinChick 36, 4 boys all under 12. Your good, I promise

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Me: (see's tuna on magnetic charger) Why are we charging a can of tuna?
5yo: its a zombie!
Me:....what have you been watching?

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

5yo: Mommy, C is naked.
me:your naked.
5yo: I am not nak- (looks down) OH, oops.

[Stack Up @StackUpDotOrg]

!!Be Warned!!

If you are running a discord and receive a message from someone claiming to be working on an assignment or new game & needing you to check out something at a link, don't click it!

It's a scam. We've seen a few folks lose their discord to this scam.

[Tenarri Iris in The Storm @TenarriIn]

Tonight I'll be live on @twitch to play parkour on the #hypixel #minecraft server. Follow for a notification when I go live! https://t.co/0AAj2wMZOj

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Gaming, because my sewing room is a christmas wreck. https://t.co/k1lyrpJJHG

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

lots of pins... https://t.co/k1lyrpJJHG

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Sewing, I think https://t.co/k1lyrpJJHG

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Domm and Disaster! also Final Fantasy https://t.co/k1lyrpJJHG

[Tenarri-Iris.in.The.Storm @InTenarri]

Drunk minecraft https://t.co/k1lyrpJJHG