Guy Codes

PSYCHOLOGIST. Your mind is my interest.

[Guy Codes @interessantguy]

Dear Genitals,

Thank you for not bleeding every month.

Sincerely, a BRO.

@Brocode_Tv

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

MOM,

I just wanted to tell you that Mother's Day wouldn't be possible without me.

I'll be waiting for my present in the living room.

Love,
Savara

[Guy Codes @interessantguy]

I love everything you hate about yourself

#SundayMotivation

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

You are the PRIZE.

You are the JACKPOT.

That's why she pressurizes you for a wedding.

A wedding is a woman's imperative of announcing to the world that she won a jackpot.

So,

Don't behave like an idiot.

You are the PRIZE to be won.

Be proud!

#MasculinitySaturday

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

+Scientists found that beards are more extremely male and majestic
+Quadruples handsomeness
+When you have beards you have enough
+Lets you instinctively know where the nearest mountain is
+Filters the air of toxins, pollution and stray food

#NRGTurns2
#tuesdayvibes

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

WHY GROW A BEARD??
+Stroking of beard increases concentration
+Beardless people will assume you are their leader
+Beards are completely immune to sarcasm
+Naturally repels crocodiles,bears and other small animals
+Fits on your face
+Chiccs dig it

#NRGTurns2
#TuesdayMotivation

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

Some bros started high school with Straight A's now they event straight. @Brocode_Tv

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

A bro never touches another bros muscles, no matter how impressive.

#MondayMotivaton
#HappyBirthdayJalas

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

If you catch you bros girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible shitstorm that may arise

#MondayMotivaton
#HappyBirthdayJalas

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

A bro never lets another bro drinks and drive. If your drunk bro puts up as struggle you are permitted to forcefully stop him in that situation the usual rules of bro combat apply

He will thank you for that, Later.

#MondayMotivaton
#HappyBirthdayJalas

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

A bro always has a condom in his wallet

#MondayMotivaton
#HappyBirthdayJalas

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

Ladies which turn you on??
>Neck biting?
>Thigh grabbing
>Booty grabbing
>Being choked
>Getting picked up
>Hugs from the back

#MondayMotivaton

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

A Lot of parents will do anything for their kids,EXCEPT LET THEM BE THEMSELVES.

#MondayMotivaton

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

Monday 27th

NEW DAY. SAME GOD

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

WORD

HIBERDATING

>When a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend or girlfriend

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

+Every second 28,259 people view porn
+Every minute 184,500 is spent on porn
+10-14 billion Dollars is spent on porn annually, the same amount the US Government spends on foreign aid
+70% of men aged 18 to 34 visits a porn site in a typical month
#jambokenya
#MainaAndKingangi

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

STATS ON PORN

+25% of search engine are for porn
+50% of Pastors regularly look at porn
+90% of children aged 8-16 have viewed porn
+Porn sites comprises 12% of the internet
+1 in 6 women struggles with porn addiction

#jambokenya
#MainaAndKingangi

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

+Makes you crave more extreme sexual acts and keeps you from being tender
+Increases your instance of premature ejaculation
+Increases chances of erectile dysfunction
+Makes sex seem like too much work

#MainaAndKingangi

[Cassie Justice @21Purrvty]

EFFECTS OF PORN ON YOUR SEX LIFE AND RELATIONSHIP

+ It reduces your desire for your spouse
+It wrecks your libido
+Makes you feel more critical of your spouse and less in love
+Makes you a lousy lover; because you want it right "to the act" with no foreplay..
#MainaAndKingangi

[Guy Codes @interessantguy]

WORD FOR TODAY

JOMO
- A feeling of contentment with ones own pursuits and activities without worrying over the possibility of missing out on what others may be doing.

[Guy Codes @interessantguy]

High school to went I, school High to went Y'all.

Read it backwards

#SundayMotivation