Zach Cohn

In 6th grade I had a Turtle who ran away. I got my 1st phone that year n lost track of him while chatting. I forget who called, but I've never forgotten Kramer.

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

Truly excited about possibly joining the spectacular Marketing team @PepsiCo! Wanted to warn my friends @PepsiCoJOBS @pepsi & #jobseekers about this probable #Pepsi #scam site⚠️ The design is almost identical to the real website: https://t.co/rHh7JNzAXB #CleanTheWeb2026

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@gundrymd_ 8mins of what a famous rebel Doc you are but ZERO New health information provided - get to the point guy.

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

4 years off Twitter, a breeze. A lot has changed w/ the world, but still can't figure out why the F #starbucks won't carry #ketchup? Offering Siracha for my Turkey Bacon Egg n Cheese is a passive aggressive insult. Check out a damn #Dunkin

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

What's up @Twitter? I'm returning after a much needed, incredibly peaceful break from social media. I swear it was a total vacation from all social not just you, Don't even need to check my #FB or #instagram b/c I def wasn't on them either....

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

Awesome interview w/ Trey Anastasio of #Phish on tour rn. Such a thoughtful guy & super interesting description of his Rig for all you #GuitarNerds out there https://t.co/aRn4P5stHf

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

Ew just noticed I liked & retweeted #Trump in 2015 - when he was a vocal supporter of #TomBrady. I could admit he was right back then & not be harassed by the liberal left. Today any remotely pro-Trump talk is dismissed, mocked & attacked by the "open-minded" left base😭

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

#FreeBrady https://t.co/3RzDC4QVrn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

People are so jealous of Tom Brady and the Patriots. No court could convict based on the evidence.They can't beat him on the field, so this!

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

#BakersDozen was amazing. NYC in the summer is a fantastic place. Life is good. Still feel elevated from the past week of nyc adventures

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@bradfo

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@mandbeal ur gay

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@mandbeal yo ho wats good 4 tnght? #SoFloLife

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@lizlovesmusic @tfletch2 best tweet I've seen in a long time #goodkarma

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

No reason not to learn more #KatyPerry songs on guitar. Seems she and #TaylorSwift have a lot of very similar melodies - no biggy tho

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@worbyrob Hey khed remember that time we went to Isreal? That was fun. Sorry for disappearing again can we still be friends? #missyou

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"Our creativity comes from without, not from within." http://t.co/iiVL6O213G

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@Gucciliciouss I feel you, but they almost cut my life short. All good long as ppl stay away from the deadly ones. See u @RedRocksOnline

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

@Revroz so glad I saw your tweet with the paranoid android cover this morning. Awesome take on that song

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

Pats are going to destroy the league this year (ala post spygate perfect season) https://t.co/VskrCRot3j

[NFL Network @nflnetwork]

So far, fans disagree with Tom Brady's suspension.

(Via @NFLTotalAccess)

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

No football in the world is going to help you win by 38! Let it go and let Tom be great! On to the 2015 season #7tormsComing

[Zach Cohn @internetZach]

Lost my sports radio caller virginity on the @DAonCBS show last Friday askin to board the "lovership" bc of a good nite. Keep Killin it DA!