midwife crisis

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for my next trick i will skin elong with a y peeler

[enmy @enmysune]

my humour is so fucking childish

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some folk punk guy with a dread mullet said the same exact thing to me at a house show in 2009

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just found out what deli containers are made of 🤢

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x is the everything app

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looking for
my bitch wife

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fucked up in the club on alice cooper choccy milk

[Theme Park Scran @ThemeParksScran]

Shrekzel
Universal Studios Florida
$12.29

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bob pollard is my dad

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i’m smoking crack with ben gibbard

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@stubasceve i knew it

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the one piiiiiiece! the one piece is reaaaaaaal!!!!

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE DIARY

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@luggozi bro said nostalgia 💀

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be sure to blast this one full volume today 💔

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this is how i approach a bad bitch

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malelivingspaces

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research

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4 hours of sleep 8 hour brunch shift 2 vodka red bull 1 pre roll 2 juul pod 3 pbr and a shot of tequila

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guy named jotch