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[olivia @internet_olive]

man, I took 1 week off for Thanksgiving, which has completely fucked my December.

running a business is fun 🙃

[olivia @internet_olive]

Dear Tim Hortons,

nobody really cares if you want to make pizza and burgers. We just want the old brown lids back 😭

Sincerely,
Tired of coffee stains

[olivia @internet_olive]

Same but it was East Side Mario’s because Canada

[olivia @internet_olive]

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
@DesignByHumans killing these subject lines

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[olivia @internet_olive]

Something I will tell myself every time I buy a new book, but my ADHD/willpower will not allow me to follow through on.

[Alyssa Davies @MixedUpMoney]

stop ✍🏻 buying ✍🏻 new ✍🏻 books ✍🏻 until ✍🏻 you ✍🏻 finish ✍🏻 the ✍🏻 last ✍🏻 17 ✍🏻 you ✍🏻 bought

[olivia @internet_olive]

@CAASCO is 5 hours just your minimum wait time for service now?

This is the second time I've called in the morning, and a truck hasn't even been dispatched 5 hours later. Person on the phone told me 30 minutes.

At least be straight up if it's going to be all day.

[olivia @internet_olive]

Notion is just bullet journal for Apple-obsessed tech bros 🖤🤍

[olivia @internet_olive]

Ok @CAASCO it’s been literally 3 hours since I requested service. First sent the wrong type of truck after 2h and now I don’t even know ???

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[olivia @internet_olive]

@BrittanWilford @dribbble Thanks for sharing :)

[RogersHelps @RogersHelps]

We know how important it is for our customers to stay connected. We are aware of issues currently affecting our networks and our teams are fully engaged to resolve the issue as soon as possible. We will continue to keep you updated as we have more information to share.

[olivia @internet_olive]

If I can finish my tasks for the day in 5 hours whyyy would I ever want to "work" for 8 😂

Most bosses were never leaders, just babysitters.

[Chris Herd @chris_herd]

💩 Bullshit Tasks: The need to pad out your 8 hour day will evaporate, replaced by clear tasks and responsibilities

Workers will do what needs to be done rather than wasting their trying to look busy with the rest of the office

[olivia @internet_olive]

@CommArts Thanks for sharing :D

[Communication Arts @CommArts]

.@oliviahoskin on how to handle rejection as a creative professional. https://t.co/zs0dn0RoYO

[olivia @internet_olive]

Friendly reminder that Macs and PCs depreciate at about 33% / year on your taxes which means you can write off a new one every three years. Stoked for the new computer my business will be getting this summer 🔥

[olivia @internet_olive]

Think about this and you’ll understand why the US wants to ban abortions.

They need people who can’t afford abortions forced to have babies to work minimum wage jobs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

2020 was defi summer
2021 was Nft summer
2022 is a two jobs summer

[olivia @internet_olive]

@chris_herd This is all stellar advice - great chair and active hobby especially 🥰

[olivia @internet_olive]

Sharing this here as I rarely have openings.

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Let’s connect!

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