compost dumbass

dumb and free

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I posted on tumblr and god answered

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You call that a flex? My hand is small enough to fit in a Pringles can.

Get owned.

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The internet won't gaslight me into liking white monster

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Sabrina Carpenter is the Alice Cooper of pop girlies but none of y'all are ready for that conversation

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proverbs 6:7

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Just casually speed running emotions

[cabby @cabby]

The only way out is through

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@burnt_roti Did u not watch Kung Fu panda

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She was sisterzoned

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Half of the time being a teacher is saying "interesting, please elaborate". The other half it be like "just answer the question man"

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Empezó a llover en cuanto llegué a la casa, gracias Tlaloc!!

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Wey por eso nadie te quiere

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They just don't wanna see me winning (the Uber courier stole my subway)

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I'm a footlong subway, of course I'm sexy

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@Skele_Boi_ LMAO

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Needless to say, I would still love you if you turned into slime

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@Skele_Boi_ You'd be a cool dude

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Never felt so free in my life (just watched a video of a platypus)

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A wife is just a girlfriend that digievolved

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"as a true crime fan" are you aware of how stupid you sound?