"Jim"

fifty million credits for a ship, you'd think they could make a comfortable chair

["Jim" @internetjim]

@AutomaticJak I guess I'd rather do RLP again instead of DOS, but man.

["Jim" @internetjim]

@BMittzzz I do, based purely on differences in SFX between the two versions. I prefer HD visuals but GC sound.

["Jim" @internetjim]

@bebburi Velma coded

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Which Mii is most likely to be a public farter? 💨

Play #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream now!

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

["Jim" @internetjim]

@bebburi shit fart my ass

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Chilled weekend to all of you

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

[Paul Stanley @PaulStanleyLive]

Micky Dee's in Indianapolis!!!

[toshibo｜書籍『8月32日』｜廃墟と写真 @JIYUKENKYU_jp]

信仰とは何か、少し考えさせられた。

["Jim" @internetjim]

@Dansplainer time to start playing wow

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

["Jim" @internetjim]

@bdsams I wonder if the update frequency for these factors in corporate device upgrade cycles (I'd also love to know how many individuals buy these vs. enterprise).

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

@jabba_the_hutt wants to send you a message

11:47 PM -- "tuta kunna The Pussy bagga"
11:52 PM -- "poodoo waana pawa The Pussy And The Asshole"
1:32 AM -- "fwanna dupa Kill Myself sanba"

["Jim" @internetjim]

@Artemishowl_ they're so cute!!

["Jim" @internetjim]

@margzone baby explode outside

["Jim" @internetjim]

@margzone i think about this almost every day lol

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it

[wint @dril]

reminder that if you jerk off tomorrow on christmas y ou are the bastard of earth.