Scoops Callahan

lifelong nets fan (there are dozens of us)

[Scoops Callahan @internetlover69]

pinning this so i never lose it

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck

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@jinwolf @harrisonjaime What?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Bill Simmons: In terms of teammates with consecutive numbers on their jerseys, where do we rank Wemby and Harper with the #1 and #2 jerseys? You have to put McHale and Bird at the top spot with #32 and #33 right?

Joe House: I can't do this anymore. There has to be more to life

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@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff @PAWSChicago No wonder Memes is always so angry.... only pair of tits he's ever seen is his own

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@noahgittell Skill issue

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@Bobo74771050944 @RearAdBsBlog That face you make when you're dead

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@yes_thiccums @tankathon They need to relocate or something lmao it's curtains for this franchise

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@DwightHoward I don't know what happiness is, Dwight

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@kota_sol @IcyVert Haven't played the show in years... that commentary is sad

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@DDuggan21 Dan, why is this team so weird?

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@VeryBullishGuy @WwwLukethoughts Did he cut ties with her? I've only seen one article reference it and it wasn't a credible source.

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@KevinOConnor @AJohnsonNBA You're a douche bag

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@BobFerguson1974 @BlackMajikMan90 Welcome to Marwen

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Feels like sometimes he's doing a parody of the people parodying him

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Fernando Mendoza, the reason he's not here -- he was so nice -- he called -- because actually, JD, he's a big fan of ours. You wouldn't believe it, because he didn't show up. I'm not happy. He's at spring training, right?"

[EgorDëmin4MVP @J_Spallina04]

- KD toe on the line
- Kyrie vaccine
- Ben Simmons trade
- 8th pick
- 6th pick after only 20 wins
- We don’t have a pick next year currently

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

I am a simple man if my team gets a top 4 pick in the draft today I say “let’s go” and if they don’t I say “this time I’m really gonna do it”

[Scoops Callahan @internetlover69]

@joshwynette15 @JohnnyGiunta_ He's not gonna fuck you

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@Ang3lofD3a7h @News12NJ Uh oh, MAGA is already kicking and screaming

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

@a_cosgrove_type Hi! Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. Please DM us so we can address your concerns. -BWW Care

[Scoops Callahan @internetlover69]

@KAMBOHSAAB3 @OhioTate I don't think Tate saw your first 10 replies. Keep going

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@BarstoolBigCat He's a fat virgin