savannah montana

don’t follow me

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[project hail daisy ♬ ๋ ࣭ ⭑ @everydaiisy]

is it normal that every now and again your hearing in one ear partially gets cut off and it rings for a few seconds and then goed back to normal

[𓁹‿𓁹 @kitvolta]

i still don’t understand why they named it GoDaddy

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I know benny blanco be farting under the covers and trapping selena gomez inside them

[manuel @manwelllb_]

waking up and immediately bothering my friends

[savannah montana @internetsav]

She’s making a fashion statement

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

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[savannah montana @internetsav]

My top 3 pet peeves:
1. “Real-a-tor”
2. “Nuc-u-lar”
3. “Jewel-a-ry”

[not a panthers fan @BrosephSZN]

a former Disney Channel star creating the most evil thing I’ve ever seen in my life wasn’t really what I was expecting

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

real

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i wish i was a dog so i didnt have to worry about alcoholism