Intern Pierre

Luxury & markets analysis without the PR gloss. On-the-ground channel checks from Monaco to Madison Ave. Coverage includes LVMH, Ferrari, RH, Hermès, Cucinelli

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Burberry is quietly running 30-40% off in Milan.

Bags included.

I was on Monte Napoleone this week, when a sales associate told me. I asked twice to make sure I'd heard right. 🧵 $BRBY

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@ScuderiaFerrari I thought he was fucking around in Egypt this week instead of at the facilities working on communication and not getting lapped

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@litcapital Jensen’s wang has been very busy

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@adrianfclarke lol why not both!

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Holy AI 😂 The enshittification of this airline continues

[Etihad @etihad]

From the racetrack to the skies, and now on board.

Our McLaren Racing-themed Boeing 787 Dreamliner has completed its inaugural flight, taking off from Abu Dhabi to Madrid and beginning its journey across our global network.

To celebrate, we're also launching limited-edition Etihad x McLaren Racing loungewear for The Residence, First, and Business guests on selected long-haul flights.

Read more: https://t.co/wt1WeEENo7

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@Powerball_z No problem! Thanks for the feedback!

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Read the full piece here on Substack! https://t.co/jvXM3Rf2W5

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Burberry is quietly running 30-40% off in Milan.

Bags included.

I was on Monte Napoleone this week, when a sales associate told me. I asked twice to make sure I'd heard right. 🧵 $BRBY

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

After Burberry I went to Louis Vuitton (the café was busier than the men's floor), then Gucci's mothership (they finally got one thing right), and more.

The full Milan channel check (Hermès, Brunello Cucinelli, Ferrari, Goyard, Loro Piana etc.) is on Substack. Link below 👇

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@1mp0ssibl34nsR @formularacers_ @Auto_Racer_it Right so maybe instead of fucking around during off weeks (in season) he should be practicing his Italian 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@G4ttopardo Yes was not expecting that result lol

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Rained all day in Milan and it was still a very good day!

Some time shopping, a walk past the Duomo after dark, and a dinner that ran later than planned.

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@Eye_ofthelens @Rayman_______ @Kwakeka_ @formularacers_ @Auto_Racer_it I think he (and Fred) need to go too

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@MarinElitist lol 😂

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@enduringfemme Will have a note on my opinion soon via Substack

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

Burberry has grown five quarters in a row. Sales up 6% to £1.1bn in six months, and a £54m profit vs an £18m loss last year. Americas up 12%, China up 7%, Europe down 2%.

Full breakdown later today for paid subscribers on Substack. Link in comments. $BRBY

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@ybsgige Excellent question! For long haul, I’ve always had good experiences in Singapore and Emirates (some of their planes are getting old and WiFi can be in and out)

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@1RadioFan @formularacers_ @Auto_Racer_it Wow did you take time from your busy day on your parents’ basement to come up with that? Also I don’t see how that’s a constructive counterpoint

[Intern Pierre @internpierre]

@koenaswift13 @formularacers_ @Auto_Racer_it Probably why I’m still an unpaid intern! Not really sure how that’s a good counter argument