Eddie Munster’s Tables Vendor

Professional Umbralogical Parallax Correlator. Who doesn't have an interociter? He/him.

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I like those tattoos that say “Mom,” but they seem a little too general, so I’m going to get one that says, “My mom.”

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The Snoozing Stranger: Sleep on your hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is pressing snooze.

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Babies are lunatics. “Oh, I’m just gonna sit around and make every noise my mouth can possibly make until eventually it’s words.” Unhinged behavior.

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Does everyone else sing “Fat-bottomed girls you make Mo Rocca’s world go round?”

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@threestringer @RalphDApel You’re taking that out of context.

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Just realized I probably haven’t called anyone a citag in decades.

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Cupcake don’t come out with that Twinkie ‘til next year, how the fuuuck did you get it?

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What sort of monkey’s paw ass business is it that Ritalin makes it so I can’t type?

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This is a bit embarrassing for Disney but it’s actually spelled and/or.

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A wedding is the only place where you can be innocently stirring your water and it makes people kiss.

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Just once I’d like to see the band tell the audience to play Free Bird.

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I’m not peeing my pants, I’m peeing with my pants.

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@HazelQuimpo “Thank you for calling Placerville Cinema Four on Ray Lawyer drive. Today’s showtimes are…”

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Perhaps nothing in my life has helped me identify more with Seymour Krelborn than testing my blood sugar.

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Yeah, what do you know, all the kids raised by my dad have anger issues. Will wonders never cease?

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TVs should come with two remotes.

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nobody talks about it but the uhaul art lowkey slaps

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@threestringer Root! Get it? Cause plants have roots? And also we’re doomed? That part’s not a pun though.