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@SkoomaBoofer It's a trope that goes back ~2k years. The Gnostics believed we are born into a evil broken world controlled by malevolent forces (the demiurge) that we must seek to escape by discovering secret hidden knowledge (gnosis). The Matrix and the Truman Show are other recent examples.

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@MythoYookay A modern Rosetta stone.

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@kunley_drukpa Flew into Zagreb when I visited Croatia last year. Taxi driver from the airport (first person I'd met there, Bosnian Gypsy) told me never to order from Wolt/Deliveroo because the Pakistani drivers were "dirty dirty people". Never heard anyone in UK say something like that.

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@martinmbauer Cool, now do James Clerk Maxwell.

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@FlapJackMoose @kristaferanka Uncle Ben-Laden

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@martinmbauer DEI has no place in science and the IOP is an embarrassment. Gov should have banned this discriminatory nonsense years ago.

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@qikipedia That's what happens when you put an entire country on house arrest for 2 years. Immune systems weaken when they're not exposed to anything (including in dogs). Lockdowns caused this.

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@dalmatian_blue @qikipedia Still wouldn't make them women.

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

Twitter suppressed true information from doctors and public-health experts that was at odds with U.S. government policy.

This is a story, by @davidzweig, that impacted every American...whether or not they have ever logged onto Twitter.

https://t.co/s9WhcFXVCf

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@yogscast @jinglejam @YogscastLewis I didn't donate this year because you chose to support Mermaids, an organisation that preys on and abuses vulnerable children. Absolutely appalling, shame on you all.

[alexa @TheWoodenslurpy]

@therealeatwood People have suggested that Twitter create a special sarcasm font so we can all recognize it as such. And let me tell you, I don't think that's a very good idea at all. No, I don't.

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

Let your date know you’re cultured by taking her to the symphony and saying “oh okay cool they’re doing it that way” when the oboes kick in

[Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone]

Mob Boss: The deed is done?
Me: Yes
Mob Boss: He's dead?
Me: Yes
MB: Not just asleep in a fish market like last time?
Me:
MB:
Me:
MB: Dammit

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

"Is Uranus too heavy for you to carry?" Zeus asked.
Atlas shrugged. "I like big butts," he said.

*if Ayn Rand & Sir Mix-a-lot collaborated

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[picks up scalp massager]

Me: what’s this thing called

Store Clerk: that’s a head scratcher

Me: well take a guess my man

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers’ Throats https://t.co/aAwrLJS7ew

[mo @chuuew]

[sending smoke signals]

*your*

*house*

*is*

*on*

*fire*

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

Triple negatives aren't nothing I can't handle.