Make him stay Murph 🥲

Don’t let me leave Murph 🌌🩵💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

I just found out that you attended @Columbia and @nyuniversity a few days ago @RealChalamet 🥲✨🌌

[Chase Elliott @chaseelliott]

#Desi9nToDrive returns to Atlanta on July 12, for the 10th year!

My NAPA Chevy and @alpinestars race uniform will feature baseball-themed artwork by 8-year-old patient Maximus Peace and 9-year-old patient Noelle Springer. To support pediatric care @childrensatl we are giving away a fly-away experience to a NASCAR race!

Go to https://t.co/k1ji8jxW7m to learn more and enter the sweepstakes! Link in profile.

[Ashley @ashleyowza]

it’s not even 8am and i’m in tears over this thread someone stop me

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

T-3 days 🌌🗓️💤

[Ashley Schaeffer Schaeffer BMW Shelby NC @Schaeffer34884]

After you devote a period of your life to researching a disease like cancer, it legitimately becomes difficult not to think about it and the individuals who have to deal with its ramifications on a daily basis 🥲

[Ashley Schaeffer Schaeffer BMW Shelby NC @Schaeffer34884]

✨🌟💫🧬💫🌟✨

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

What do you guys think is going through Ms. Calabro’s head after I tagged her in an Instagram post & asked her to grade a paper that’s close to my 🩵 that I wrote back in 2018? #tbt 🌌🥲💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

I don’t want you to grade it @ashleyowza… I earned a 3.953 this semester… I want you to make sense of the quantum data and eradicate cancer from the world at large 🕳️🩵🥲🌌••• - •- -•--🌎⌚️📘📚

[sara @defidarling]

@pukerrainbrow 33

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

@defidarling @Elizacreatez

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

🌅🌌💤

[Augustus @AugustusDelano]

I love life, especially june evenings

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

Who should I remove as a follower to get back to 33 followers on this account @twojtowicz_? 🌌🩵💤

[Wendi Nix will you marry me @4Robbyj]

Hahaha I haven’t used this account in foreverrr(((Taylor’shot)))rrr 🌌🩵💤

[Wendi Nix will you marry me @4Robbyj]

Hahaha I haven’t used this account in foreverrr(((Taylor’shot)))rrr 🌌🩵💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

***Aren’t*** Also… yall remember when Sabrina tweeted that Jesus only had a handful of followers way back when? Ms. Calabro’s class was unfuckin’ real 🌌🩵💤

[Augustus @AugustusDelano]

@theralkia The funny thing with "followers" is that they arent ours

Posters all know, we'd be tweeting the same with zero as 200k

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

What’s going through my head by tagging Marisa here, yall ask? Well, she decided to block me on every other platform and I’m 30 years old and convinced she’s still the only 🥇 @HootersRacing 🌌🏁💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

Are you a female dog @marisatalarico2? 🩵 you forever! Ms. Calabro still hasn’t graded my paper yall 🌌😔💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

Why does Sally think Marisa is a b*tch? 🌌🧐💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

Why does Sally think Marisa is a b*tch? 🌌🧐💤

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

@defidarling @banditxbt ✨ gm gm gm ✨

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

🌌✨⭐️🌟💫💤

[Earth @earthcurated]

Proof that magic exists it’s just above us ✨

[Make him stay Murph 🥲 @interstellar464]

@defidarling h i i i ✨⭐️🌟💫🌟⭐️✨ i i i

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

> be Timothée Chalamet
> grow up in Manhattan
> look like a Victorian poet
> get rejected from LaGuardia's drama program
> become the biggest actor in Hollywood anyway
> star in Call Me By Your Name
> every girl with a tote bag falls in love with you
> become Paul Atreides
> save Arrakis
> ride a giant sandworm
> somehow make it look fashionable
> become Willy Wonka
> make chocolate cool again
> start dating Kylie Jenner
> entire internet has a meltdown
> go from indie film prince to courtside at Knicks games
> become best friends with every celebrity on earth
> star in Marty Supreme
> spend a year dressed like a coked-up 1970s ping pong legend
> every guy says "I don't get it"
> every girl says "that's because you're not a girl"
> weigh 140 pounds soaking wet
> become the male beauty standard
> Knicks become contenders
> New York adopts you as their prince
> get to bang Kylie Jenner raw each night
> never touch a dumbbell
> still mog 99% of men
> win an Oscar (one day…)
> everyone pretends they knew all along

[The Conquerer @Bhatna11ashvan]

@unplugfitX @defidarling She is pretty hot bro tbh.. not gonna lie.
She's easily an 8/10. @defidarling @unplugfitX