Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus

If opera exists so too must god

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

My guilty pleasure is Marina and the Diamonds

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Taking my first two steps on the plane like Paul on Arrakis

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Dreams are messages from the deep Babe

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

My girlfriend doesn’t like when I say shit in mandarin like sorry 你受不了这热度 baby

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

@watt_hem Gestapo Apostles: show us your papers
Jesus: my cock you say? Big cock guys huh

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Freaky aah Jesus like ALL of him is risen? Jews killed him cuz of peen envy

[chef quibs scytale 🦋 @quibvs]

thank you dinosaurs for your sacrifice or else we wouldn’t have gotten dune

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Scenes from a Caribbean nation

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Alba Kirk ey, Jew Mexico, home of the Mossad

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

@watt_hem Bill Gates? The software entrepreneur?

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

You guys seriously need to be washing your produce before you eat it. I been touching and breathing on that shit and I have influenza A

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Regime change in Venezuela? In the year of our lord 1 A.K.?

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Everytime I look at myself in the mirror, I hear Chris Collinsworth go “Now here’s a guy”

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Jerking off to clear my head before I go to the polls. Yeah, it’s gonna be a Game time decision 11/4/2024

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

And that, kids, is why you never drive with your knees and rub one out at the same time. Cops don’t like highway rubbery

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to die in the Battle of Beijing 2027

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

@charliekirk11

[Yitzhak Celiacus-Crohnus @intestinallyslo]

Land of the Free, Home of the Mujahideen

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