MKUltra victim

Tweeting my thoughts to the void

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo 智者用一根长如长江的棍子去捅那只熊

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo I forget the actual passage but the gist is that there’s no way anyone could find such a good lookalike that ALSO has a ridiculous hog

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo My dad says that bill gates put a thin layer of chemicals on the outside of produce that’s toxic to humans.

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo ^This guy thinks that worms are insects

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

I wish there was a movie about giant insects that isn’t also about people being shrunken to the size of a pea

[The Sinister Gringo @connecticut_guy]

“Poland’s water supply is run by 8 mollusks with a spring glued to them” sounds like a hilariously dismissive joke until you realize it’s literally true

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

Told my coworkers I walked 10 minutes from the office to the conference space and they looked at me like I told them I drink peepee

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

Me 🤝Jewish Men

Forever and always

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo A short trip to Illinois no?

[Turdis L’Szechuan 🌴🤙 @CurtisRemarc]

Almost the 4 year anniversary so time to post the greatest video of all time again

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@intestinallyslo Holy crap

[MKUltra victim @watt_hem]

@RadishHarmers It’s not really these probs that need diagramming. ex. A rare problem involves seating ppl at a square table w/ 9+ numbered seats and asking: who is to the left/right of whom with rules like W is 4 seats away from Z or A can’t sit by B. Much harder to solve w/out vision IMO