wilson

debauchery

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[Jay Mack @JayMackComedian]

@GraduatedBen Cancer can't possibly survive in the hostile, inhospitable conditions I've created within my body.

[Rich Gugg @RichGugg]

This is my first time gambling to pay a bill because I don’t have enough money. I can’t lie it is truly exhilarating

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Donald Trump secures a historic peace deal between Iran and Israel that involves a $20 billion allocation into SpaceX’s IPO.

[JT @jiratickets]

nvidia spent 25 years building chips so teenagers could see better explosions and it turned out to be the correct way to build god

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Guy who works at Pets dot com : lots of people are mentioning Pets dot com at the office 📈🔥

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[🦋 @mishalgorithm]

take me out of New York bro

[Undead Cat @Galningen147561]

@imagesaicouldnt I did say that, but man, she sure showed me

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Something extremely funny to me about this poll showing that 38% of Americans say the pace of AI development is happening roughly in line with their estimates. https://t.co/MoKRVrsRKY

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

communists never answered the question of who gets the coastal real estate

[John Loeber 🎢 @johnloeber]

you’re pitching garry tan

“so what do you guys do”

you start explaining

he’s furiously typing . two keyboards. one hand on each. you’ve never seen this before

“who are your top customers”

you explain. he types. his apple watch is a strobe light of notifications

“who’s your competition and why should i invest”

you explain that there’s no competition and you are the best and only product in the space

“false!” garry jumps out of his seat

“i am the competition!”

you are speechless

“in this meeting, i vibe coded your entire company. and my gstack has already closed your top customers.”

you check your phone. your stripe graph shows 100% churn

“and look at this”

garry shows you his imessage. there’s a text from 35 seconds ago. your top enterprise prospect that you’re trying to close? garry’s AI is trading baking recipes with the CEO’s mom

“thank you for playing!”

you have no moat. you are not admitted to the YC spring 26 batch.

[moomooskycow @moomooskycow]

@cheascake buy lab grown but torture the scientists

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

Shia Labouef implies the existence of a Sunni Labouef

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that